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Assassinator
PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:26 pm 
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Who am I?

I am a well-known SabresJunkie member, that thanks to only one death in four attempts by those before me, has gone beserk. To cover my tracks in the murderous rampage that is coming, I have created a new account. There will be ten police officers who are tasked with discovering my true identity before I kill everybody on this board.

Before a kill is made, I will post a clue pointing toward my next victim. The police officers will then have a period of time to protect ten different people that may be killed. Each officer can make one protect. Besides protecting innocents, the police can also accuse real members of being the Assassin. Every time they make a wrong accusation, a black mark goes on their record. Two black marks and an officer is kicked out of the police force. If an officer succeeds in identifying me, (good luck) they can choose the next person to be the Assassin and gain the control of this account.

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1. The police officers will be the next ten people who post the word "in" at the beginning of their post. It's a good idea to put in a bit of thought before posting, if you have not frequented these boards for awhile, you will be less likely to identify the Assassin or the victim. In order to identify yourself as police, please start your post with the word "in." The Assassin may be a police officer, but betraying the police will lead to harsher penalties if he or she is discovered.

2. People will die.

3. Police officers may die, but a police officer may protect another police officer. The Assassin is not suicidal, and such, will not attempt to kill his or her self.

4. Police officers are given one solo accusation and one cooperative accusation. A cooperative accusation must be made by two members. Each officer must use his cooperative accusation before his solo accusation, and once both are used, the officer may not protect anyone else.

5. The assassin will provide clues which plainly point to his next victim, and occasionally to himself.

6. The assassin will continue to post with his true account, and may provide hints there.

7. The assassin will write entertaining and mildly gruesome accounts of his kills.

8. When accusing someone of being the Assassin, you must use the following template:

"I accuse [user] of being the Assassin because of [reason]."

In the case of cooperative accusations, the template is as follows:

"[Other accuser] and I accuse [user] of being the Assassin because of [reason]. Both cooperating users must post complementary accusations, though the [reason] may be different, for the accusation to be valid. If you don't use these templates when accusing, the accusation won't count.

9. Once killed a user may not post in the thread, as they are dead. They also may not make any statements about the identity of the Assassin elsewhere, as they are still dead.

10. Civilians (non-police) may post.

11. The Assassin is allowed to kill after three days have passed after the posting of the clue and not all protects have been made. If all protects have been made and the Assassin does not post within four days, each officer is allowed one additional protect.

12. If the Assassin does not reply within seven days after all protects are made, each officer gets a free accusation. However, that accusation must be made the next time that user posts, and cannot be stored for future use.

13. Police Officers are allowed to change their initial protect one day before the kill is made.

14. The Assassin reserves the right to add to these rules as he or she deems necessary.

After the first ten posts are made to determine the officers, I will provide the first kill clue.


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Montalo
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SchonyGal
PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:28 pm 
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Montalo
PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:28 pm 
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schon, arent you ineligible for this round?

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Skyline_BNR34
PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:30 pm 
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No she's not, she made the second accusation.

So she is allowed to play.

I'll be IN also.

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Assassinator
PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:36 pm 
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So far:

1. Montalo
2. Schonygal
3. Skyline_BNR34
4. mechaphil
5. motzie12ak
6. Rutledge222
7. backthatSASSup
8. Chrismillah(spazo)
9.
10.


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mechaphil
PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:41 pm 
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Fuck it, I'm in as a copper

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motzie12ak
PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:54 pm 
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Rutledge222
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backthatSASSup
PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:16 am 
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BagBoy
PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:16 am 
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I think all the Assassins have done a great job so far, and I'm sure this one will, too. I have really enjoyed these threads.
But, one thing that has bugged me in the first 3 rounds is that the Assassin pretty much just copies and pastes the original message and then gets on with it. How about a bit more specifics in terms of how the Assassin became homicidal? A cursory mention of a recent losing streak by the Sabres, or failures of past Assassins is a bit weak. Reveal a bit more of the darkness. What is it that would actually motivate an Assassin?

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Assassinator
PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:26 am 
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Well if you want to know a brief history of why I became homicidal, I will tell you.

When I was a young kid, I had a dream. A huge dream to rule an empire. I looked into every possible leader in the world, all of these great leaders who were successful, but ultimately FAILED at their empire. I wanted to take over a country, and I knew the only way to do so was to assassinate anyone who will get in my way, and another reason why I'm homicidal, is the Buffalo Bills losing for ten straight years and this pathetic season. I also have to admit, those other helpless assassins were worthless in their jobs. They have ultimately failed to bring home what they desired.

Also Bagboy, are you In? Or are you just going to be a spectator? Be warned to all spectators, you may be the victims, as killing the cops, isn't as fun as helpless, defenseless, civilians.

So far:

1. Montalo
2. Schonygal
3. Skyline_BNR34
4. mechaphil
5. motzie12ak
6. Rutledge222
7. backthatSASSup
8. Chrismillah(spazo)
9.
10.


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BagBoy
PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:30 am 
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Assassinator wrote:
Well if you want to know a brief history of why I became homicidal, I will tell you.

When I was a young kid, I had a dream. A huge dream to rule an empire. I looked into every possible leader in the world, all of these great leaders who were successful, but ultimately FAILED at their empire. I wanted to take over a country, and I knew the only way to do so was to assassinate anyone who will get in my way, and another reason why I'm homicidal, is the Buffalo Bills losing for ten straight years and this pathetic season. I also have to admit, those other helpless assassins were worthless in their jobs. They have ultimately failed to bring home what they desired.

Also Bagboy, are you In? Or are you just going to be a spectator? Be warned to all spectators, you may be the victims, as killing the cops, isn't as fun as helpless, defenseless, civilians.

I'm no cop, tough guy.

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Chrismillah(spazo)
PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:38 am 
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acrossthelines
PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:48 am 
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Assassinator
PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:13 am 
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One more is all we need to start the game.

1. Montalo
2. Schonygal
3. Skyline_BNR34
4. mechaphil
5. motzie12ak
6. Rutledge222
7. backthatSASSup
8. Chrismillah(spazo)
9. acrossthelines
10.


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CriminallyVu1gar
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in, woot! I can be trusted!

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Assassinator
PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:31 am 
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Our Police Force:

1. Montalo
2. Schonygal
3. Skyline_BNR34
4. mechaphil
5. motzie12ak
6. Rutledge222
7. backthatSASSup
8. Chrismillah(spazo)
9. acrossthelines
10. CriminallyVu1gar

Well here is the first victim clue, I hope this will be easy for you guys. May you all look to the heavens to stop me.
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mrkwllb
PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:39 am 
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you're right it is an easy clue, you first victim is Sky Line

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Wozniak
PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:58 am 
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mrkwllb wrote:
you're right it is an easy clue, you first victim is Sky Line

i would hope that the assassin would be able to find a picture to use for skyline then the Eiffel Tower

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