Stop being a hater

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<--------RIP Quinn.


I miss you.

Can I get any [employer redacted] swag?

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And.....he goes 5-hole for the score! 1 more sabres fan is on the way.

We've been trying for a whole month This is will be my first child. I'm still kind of buzzing about it, (she told me last night) but i'm not allowed to tell anyone yet, so I came here, because i'm not even sure if you people actually exist, and I dont think anyone I know in real life comes here. Giggety motherfucking goo!

Dammit, I was just licking these farm animals, when I crapped myself again! what the swag is going on here?

Put the biscuit in the basket, atta boy.
Kids are awesome and difficult...but mostly awesome. Congrats!

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Yeah I'm actually a virus. Just strolling around the internet.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Ha, thanks dude....it's killin me not being able to tell everyone in 'real life'. She told me by giving me a present last night. She comes in the door and says "I got you a present"...I unwrap it and it's a little tiny sabres bib, for a baby. My mind just absolutely blanked and I had no idea why she'd given me this (yes, even though we've been trying for a baby), so i'm just staring dumbly not understanding, and then she pulls out the pregnancy test. Then I jumped around for a minute or two.

I always suspected....

And congratz, btw.

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heh...yeah, you must be new to this
The normal time frame when you tell people is after 12 weeks. After that the chances of a miscarriage drop significantly.

Another bonus you may not have thought of...you've got a designated driver for the next 40 weeks...use it

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ordered new pads. TPS r12 prostock with exclusive graphics. originally 1500 bucks. got em for 680.

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I live in Washington now.

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'gratz. Hope it's fucking awesome

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Yahoo comment on an accidental police killing...

"Just another government victim who probably would'nt play ball with the obama administration. Either that or he would not pay NYPD officers for ''extra'' security'' so NYPD murdered him sending a ''strong'' message to the store owner."

LOL

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My dickbag neighbors finally got evicted for breeding their dogs...I'm so freakin happy.
Those poor dogs...Alaskan huskies trapped out in 100+ degree heat all summer long. Up to 9 dogs in a cement enclosure 10'x25' and they would only clean up their shit once a week.
It was so disgusting and smelly my kids haven't been able to play in our back yard.
I hope those assholes DIAF.

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Seattle, or more accurately Sammamish, an Eastern suburb, is pretty awesome. Much more dog friendly here than NY and the weather has been perfect. I don't regret moving at all, at least not yet.

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I'm gonna buy skates in a week that I've been saving for about three months for.

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I'm required to play in a fantasy football league at work because the NFL uses our software.
Right now I'm starting Fitzpatrick and have Tom Brady on my bench just to piss off my boss because she's a huge Pats fan

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