From my friend Paul after his brothers stag last night;

"I woke up on my kitchen table with a vague recollection of speaking to my ex girlfriend last night. mingua..."

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

from: kansas
time: 2:18 pm
no, no one roofied you, dude. you just drank too much, and thats why you feel like shit. its called a hang over.

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From my mom:
Uncle Bills' Step-dad has died.

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I'm just gonna post the exchange up to this point.

Rachel:
Plz keep me sane! I need to txt someone! This class is tortorous!

Me:
Think of jakes big blue eyes. imagine you are drowning in them. and that you want to die. because otherwise drowning would suck and not at all be heavenly.

Rachel:
Lol i'm keeping that text forever! i only ever saved one other txt so you should feel special

Me:
Sweet! im famous! oh wait... thats not sweet

Rachel:
got any more amusing txts?

Me:
imagine as your fingers graze his mesmerizing epiglottis...

Rachel:
UMM

And so on and so forth, I suppose. It's amusing, anyway.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

from: carmen
time: 11:18 PM
i never liked seinfeld, so i wouldnt imagine id like curb your enthusiasm much. but have fun watchin it, i guess.

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I'm rescuing this thread. Sort of. If it's cardiac arrest, it'll die anyway, but maybe not.

Last sent:
Come to alpha lobby in 10 mins we are having a surprise party for ashlea

Last received:
I want you to know its a little fucked up that i'm stuck here waiting at times debating telling you that I've had it with you and your career me and the rest of the family here

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

from: mary
time: 2:22
you betcha!

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from Courtney
10 minutes ago

"i want a baby right now. like REALLY want a baby.'

to Courtney
9 minutes ago

"i don't want a triple, por favor'


my roommate is batshit crazy

From: Scott

"outside spot, we were like oooh are you from flint? and he was like OOOH GAWD NOOO"

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

hey!

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Sent:
But you wanna be bad

Received:
Haha made you look

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

From: Jay
I'm a drunkasaurus...i gotta bail. wish I could. love u guys.

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

"Fuckin terrible"

(in response me text a friend the final score of the Bills/Browns game...)

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"Oh honey, I would but...I don't want to" ~ Karen Walker

from: jeff
time: 6:18

the wife wont let me. sorry dude.

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How can you cheer for such a brutal hockey team like the leafs??

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just call me Brad

Twitter @BUrbanowicz13

From: Casey
Time: 11:15

Denny's has a meal called a lumberjack slam.

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from: kansas
time: 10:47

are you going to kalamazoo? if you dont, lets get drunk tomorrow!

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Sent:
The crap are you guys?

Received:
So i dont like haunted houses!!! i clung to heather the WHOLE time!

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

recieved: none of them work.

sent: I think your retarded.

my brother couldnt figure out how to use my camera.

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Check out my website: http://www.artistzero.com

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

from: kansas
time: 3:48 pm

why did you puke in the sink?!

my response

to: kansas
time: 3:50 pm

it was the first thing i saw. looked pretty promising to me. thats why i dont drink tequila dude.

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