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CriminallyVu1gar
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:21 am 
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Gameplay

* One person begins with a sentence (e.g., One day Little Johnny walked to the local shoe shop).
* The next person tells of something unfortunate that happens (e.g., Unfortunately, Little Johnny was hit by a refrigerator.).
* The following person contributes a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, the refrigerator was made entirely of marshmallows).
* The third person will contribute an unfortunate event (e.g., Unfortunately, these marshmallows had poisonous spikes on them), and the process is repeated.
* The fourth person will contribute a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, the spikes were made of Jello ), and the process is repeated

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CriminallyVu1gar
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:21 am 
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I'll start.

Billy-Bob was walking down the street on a Sunday.

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mechaphil
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:25 am 
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Unfortunately, he witnessed a murder in the alley

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CriminallyVu1gar
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:30 am 
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Fortunately it was a murder in a TV series on television.

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mechaphil
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:32 am 
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Unfortunately, security roughed him up for trespassing on a closed set

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Skyline_BNR34
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:33 am 
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Fortunatley the security guards were babies.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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CriminallyVu1gar
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Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
Fortunatley the security guards were babies.



Unfortunately they were armed with Tommy Guns.

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Skyline_BNR34
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:40 am 
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Fortunately the Tommy Guns had fake ammo.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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Van_Da_Man
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:52 pm 
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Unfortunately the babies mothers happened to walk by and call the real security.

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Rutledge222
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fortunately the security guards got hit by a train

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Van_Da_Man
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:02 pm 
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Unfortunately the train caused a massive derailment wiping out half the city.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.


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Rutledge222
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:03 pm 
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fortunately the whole train-wreck was a simulation on a programmers computer

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Unfortunately the programmers computer had illegal porn and he was arrested and charged.

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Fortunately the porn was planted there by his arch nemesis the anti-programmer and he was set free

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Unfortunately the anti-programmer escaped and is plotting to kill the programmer.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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CriminallyVu1gar
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Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
Unfortunately the anti-programmer escaped and is plotting to kill the programmer.


Fortunately he happened upon an IHOP and upon eating their delicious pancakes, forgot about the murder.

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Rutledge222
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Unfotunately The anti-programmer ate so many pancakes that he passed out on the floor of iHop

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Fortunately the head chef turned out to be a paramedic, saving the anti-programmer's life.

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unfortunately he had herpes and forgot his valtrex.

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unfortunately he had herpes and forgot his valtrex.

Fortunately, a UPS airplane filled with Valtrex exploded and it all landed in IHOP.

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