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Rutledge222
PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:03 pm 
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Unfortunately Helen Keller had a secret.

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BlueandYellow
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Fortunately, she couldn't talk correctly so it came out as MUUHADSAHHHHHSAAAAAAAADDDD.

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SabreWolf
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Unfortunately, one authority knew exactly what she meant.

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BlueandYellow
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SabreWolf wrote:
Unfortunately, one authority knew exactly what she meant.


Fortunately he had his mouth ripped off by a coyote and couldn't sign, because he had no hands.

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unfortunately, he had a clairvoyant translator that filled in the blanks for everyone else.

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BlueandYellow
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useful fictions wrote:
unfortunately, he had a clairvoyant translator that filled in the blanks for everyone else.


Fortunately, I burned him alive.

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unfortunately, his ashes rose in the wind, which carried his whispers through the thick, humid air so that they could fall upon the ears of all.

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BlueandYellow
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unfortunately, his ashes rose in the wind, which carried his whispers through the thick, humid air so that they could fall upon the ears of all.


Unfortunately he had aids before he died, so everyone in the building got aids via ashes in mouth.

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Fortunately, everyone who had to get tested for AIDs tested negative.

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Fortunately, everyone who had to get tested for AIDs tested negative.


Unfortunately, they all were shot in the brain and dumped into a fire and their remains and every trace of their life were disposed of properly. The secret was dead.

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