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Author:  Rutledge222 [ Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:03 pm ]
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Unfortunately Helen Keller had a secret.

Author:  BlueandYellow [ Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:59 pm ]
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Fortunately, she couldn't talk correctly so it came out as MUUHADSAHHHHHSAAAAAAAADDDD.

Author:  SabreWolf [ Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:03 pm ]
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Unfortunately, one authority knew exactly what she meant.

Author:  BlueandYellow [ Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:16 pm ]
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SabreWolf wrote:
Unfortunately, one authority knew exactly what she meant.


Fortunately he had his mouth ripped off by a coyote and couldn't sign, because he had no hands.

Author:  useful fictions [ Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:28 pm ]
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unfortunately, he had a clairvoyant translator that filled in the blanks for everyone else.

Author:  BlueandYellow [ Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:30 pm ]
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useful fictions wrote:
unfortunately, he had a clairvoyant translator that filled in the blanks for everyone else.


Fortunately, I burned him alive.

Author:  useful fictions [ Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:35 pm ]
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unfortunately, his ashes rose in the wind, which carried his whispers through the thick, humid air so that they could fall upon the ears of all.

Author:  BlueandYellow [ Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:12 pm ]
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useful fictions wrote:
unfortunately, his ashes rose in the wind, which carried his whispers through the thick, humid air so that they could fall upon the ears of all.


Unfortunately he had aids before he died, so everyone in the building got aids via ashes in mouth.

Author:  Skyline_BNR34 [ Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:21 pm ]
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Fortunately, everyone who had to get tested for AIDs tested negative.

Author:  BlueandYellow [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:04 am ]
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Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
Fortunately, everyone who had to get tested for AIDs tested negative.


Unfortunately, they all were shot in the brain and dumped into a fire and their remains and every trace of their life were disposed of properly. The secret was dead.

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