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Assassin
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:20 am 
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Who am I?

I am a well-known SabresJunkie member, that thanks to the Sabres' dismal performance last night, has gone beserk. To cover my tracks in the murderous rampage that is coming, I have created a new account. There will be ten police officers who are tasked with discovering my true identity before I kill everybody on this board.

Before a kill is made, I will post a clue pointing toward my next victim. The police officers will then have a period of time to protect ten different people that may be killed. Each officer can make one protect. Besides protecting innocents, the police can also accuse real members of being the Assassin. Every time they make a wrong accusation, a black mark goes on their record. Two black marks and an officer is kicked out of the police force. If an officer succeeds in identifying me, (good luck) they can choose the next person to be the Assassin and gain the control of this account.

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1. The police officers will be the next ten people who post the word "in" at the beginning of their post. It's a good idea to put in a bit of thought before posting, if you have not frequented these boards for awhile, you will be less likely to identify the Assassin or the victim. In order to identify yourself as police, please start your post with the word "in." The Assassin may be a police officer, but betraying the police will lead to harsher penalties if he or she is discovered.

2. People will die.

3. Police officers may die, but a police officer may protect another police officer. The Assassin is not suicidal, and such, will not attempt to kill his or her self.

4. Police officers are given one solo accusation and one cooperative accusation. A cooperative accusation must be made by two members. Each officer must use his cooperative accusation before his solo accusation, and once both are used, the officer may not protect anyone else.

5. The assassin will provide clues which plainly point to his next victim, and occasionally to himself.

6. The assassin will continue to post with his true account, and may provide hints there.

7. The assassin will write entertaining and mildly gruesome accounts of his kills.

8. When accusing someone of being the Assassin, you must use the following template:

"I accuse [user] of being the Assassin because of [reason]."

In the case of cooperative accusations, the template is as follows:

"[Other accuser] and I accuse [user] of being the Assassin because of [reason]. Both cooperating users must post complementary accusations, though the [reason] may be different, for the accusation to be valid. If you don't use these templates when accusing, the accusation won't count.

9. Once killed a user may not post in the thread, as they are dead. They also may not make any statements about the identity of the Assassin elsewhere, as they are still dead.

10. Civilians (non-police) may post.

11. The Assassin is allowed to kill after three days have passed after the posting of the clue and not all protects have been made. If all protects have been made and the Assassin does not post within four days, each officer is allowed one additional protect.

12. If the Assassin does not reply within seven days after all protects are made, each officer gets a free accusation. However, that accusation must be made the next time that user posts, and cannot be stored for future use.

13. The Assassin reserves the right to add to these rules as he or she deems necessary.

After the first ten posts are made to determine the officers, I will provide the first kill clue.


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ironyisadeadscene
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:22 am 
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what?

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Rud
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:24 am 
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It's a game.

EDIT: I think I just unintentionally signed up for this.

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mechaphil
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:24 am 
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This game sucks. Go eat a turkey club sub and don't make our lives too convoluted :lol:

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Assassin
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:24 am 
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The game, although overwhelming at first sight, is clearly explained in the post. The first ten people to start a post with "in" will be the police force.

Rud wrote:
It's a game.

EDIT: I think I just unintentionally signed up for this.



You are safe, the rule has been clarified. You may still sign up.


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ironyisadeadscene
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:26 am 
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couldnt one of the mods just IP address you and call it a game?

your mach9

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mechaphil
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:27 am 
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I'm definitely not in on this, and yes, Mike, the mods could just ruin this game outright.

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fan4life61
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:28 am 
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oh noes! i gon die!!!

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Howie Hodge
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:29 am 
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Not many people write posts that long! It may well be Mach!! :lol:

Good idea; but we are simple folk here; not folk with very long attention spans.

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ironyisadeadscene
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:29 am 
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tell ya what. im in because i have nothing better to do. and i dont wanna shit on the poster for bringing up a game.

ill play.

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dontbethatguy
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:33 am 
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I bet it's across the lines.

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fly as hale
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:35 am 
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I know who it is.

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acrossthelines
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:49 am 
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I kind of want to play, but not if there won't be enough people. That's just lame. Haha.

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Howie Hodge
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:54 am 
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I think it's DBTG; playing his Jetti mind tricks on us......

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fly as hale
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:58 am 
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Well, I just hope it isn't me.

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dontbethatguy
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:56 am 
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This is turning into a game of clue. I'm out. I never got how that game works. I mean why don't you just water board someone until they confess they did it?

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Skyline_BNR34
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:03 am 
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Well interesting game.

He did say well known Sabresjunkie and Mach hasn't been around lately, so I doubt it would be him anyways.

I'm in I guess.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:10 am 
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if the main poster is tricky he would be one of the people dissing this thread.....


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Squanto
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Interesting concept.

Keep it a game though. If it gets out of hand....

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mechaphil
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:38 pm 
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Know what's win? That pic Squanto just posted :lol:

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