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Skyline_BNR34
PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:10 am 
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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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nnyfan
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nnyfan
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Okay, remember these are supposed to not make any sense adn you have to channel your inner 10-year-old.



One night I was sitting alone in my furry house, sipping a cup of hydrochloric acid as I read from an old banana hammock. Suddenly there was a floppy noise coming from the virgin. The hair on the back of my junkie stood straight up and I got spanked monkey bumps all over my body. Then I remembered, this hugh jass was supposed to be haunted. Someone or something was down in the handkerchief. I heard clanking unmatched socks as if a dong were being dragged across the floor of the stains. The room suddenly became horny and cold. A big white weiner dog floated right through the door. I nearly screamed off the chair. Speaking in a soundly voice, the ghost said something I'll never forget if I live to be 427: "I've just come from the kitchen and your out of balls."

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nnyfan
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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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