Pi used to be 4, until Mike Grier beat it in a fight.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

Mike Grier can divide by zero

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Mike Grier is never offside - That's 'cos the blue line knows not to cross him.

The Mike Grier/Chuck Norris hybrid jokes are BRILLIANT!

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Mike Grier once told a cow to lay eggs. And what do you know? the cow died trying.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

No one wore goaltending pads, until Mike Grier came along.

Mike Grier has actually been to Mars before. That's why there's no life there....

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Mike Grier doesn't hunt; because hunt implies a probability of failure. Mike goes out to kill......

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Mike Grier's fists are so fast that he warps time and serves his penalties in the previous game.

Mike Grier is so tough, pads cling to him for protection.

Mike Grier once talked himself out of a fighting major. How? The fight was over before the refs turned around.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

Lindy Ruff changed his name when he met Mike Grier - It used to be Lindy Tuff.

Mike Grier doesn't shoot pucks - They avoid him by seeking shelter in the net.

Mike Grier doesn't check opponents - They slam into the boards willingly, to appease him.

Mike Grier can kill two stones with one bird.

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LMFAO!!!!

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Mike Grier is Ditka?

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Mike Ditka wishes he were Mike Grier; Mike Grier doesn't wish for anything, he's Mike Grier.

Mike Grier is so tough, he scares his own reflection.

Youz guys are BRILLIANT!