Since the two-headed sissies are essentially the same, it's just easier to tell them both to fuck off in the one place rather than search two different threads.

So, let's get the ball rolling, shall we?

FUCK OFF HECHTALLINDER!

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

I see what you did there. :p

EDIT : What about 'JochanHank'?

I love it.

The Hechtallinder Clone...One the one hand, it's timid, uninspired and mediocre - And, on the other hand it's timid, unispired and mediocre...

LAWLZ!!!

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

unfortunately we are stuck with them for a bit

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

Think they qualify for a douche beating over at ETC's Pub?

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

I don't mind Tallinder nearly as much as Hecht. Seems he's a one man wrecking crew....and not in the good "Yeah he's smashing people" kind of way

a hechtallinder - that player must really suck, considering both suck horribly on their own to begin with.

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"Tis The Season, Fa la la la la LaFontaine" - Rick Jeanneret

Just found this photo of Hechtallinder.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

I refuse to bash them until they suck in the regular season. They might have been sucked up by arse kissing aliens last year but managed to return to pre-suckage form? *sigh*

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

Kennedy and Myers >>>>>> Hecht and Tallinder ANY FUCKING DAY

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mechaphil

So fucking true. I'd rather see the young guys play, possibly suck/make mistakes and improve, then see Hechtallinder play, make mistakes and suck terribly.

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True, Would take the rookies over the vets.

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Beware Ze Hech'Tallinder - Flee The Accursed Beast!

...far too much comedy-potential in this rant/thread.

Beware the Hechtallinder...TIS A KILLER!

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mechaphil

naaaahhh... It'll just skate around in small circles for a short while, avoiding the boards and the corners, then sit beside you and pant...

Beware of Hechtallinder...

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

That dog could inflict more damage than Hechtallinder. And Ice, I meant that it would kill WITH BOREDOM!

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mechaphil

I guess two hate threads for each player weren't enough

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

Hechtallinder...

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.