Grier is so tough he makes Weebles wobble AND fall down.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Mike Grier doesn't shave - His hair knows better than to grow where it's not wanted.

Mike Grier could speak Russian, in French - But, why would he want to, when actions say it all?

Mike Grier once thought he was wrong - But, he was mistaken...

Good luck finding Mike Grier's rookie card - It doesn't exist.

Mike Grier is so tough Chuck Norris gave him his lunch money.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Mike Grier once built a time machine, and went back in time to save JFK's life. Mike dove in front of the shots, and his beard deflected all of the bullets. Sadly, JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement........

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Mike Grier puts Dave's Insanity Sauce on his pecker when he whacks off.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Mike Grier once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like.

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Mike Grier is so tough, he uses 80 grit sand paper to wipe his ass!

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"I don't feel like Satan, but I am to them"
Neil Young

There is no 'ctrl' button on Mike Grier's computer. Mike Grier is always in control.

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Mike Grier once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.

Mike Grier can sneeze with his eyes open.

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Mike Grier can strangle you with a cordless phone...

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Most people fear the Reaper. Mike Grier considers him "a promising Rookie"

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Mike Grier has no hair on his testicles; because hair can't grow on steel.......

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Superman owns a pair of Mike Grier Pajamas.....

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

I think it's time to move this to the lounge...

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

If you see Mike Grier in the lounge, he can see you. If you can't see Mike Grier in the lounge, he can see you; and you may be closer to death than you realize.

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.