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 Post subject: Eklund rumor generator
PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:32 pm 
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http://crazyweatherman.angelfire.com/ra ... ourgen.htm

Some of these are just retarded.

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Pominville to Coyotes? (e4)
According to sources within the Buffalo Sabres organisation, the Phoenix Coyotes are willing to part with D Ed Jovanovski, D Adrian Aucoin and an 8th round pick to obtain the services of RW Jason Pominville. Remember, you heard it here first!


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:45 am 
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I would accept Jovocop and a goal scorer in return for Pominville. Phoenix has been a trade partner before.

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gr8daygo
PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:33 am 
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what are we gonna do with 2 D men... we have a bunch of those... Would Jovo and Acouin be that much of an up grade? Are they young? Puck moving? And what 2 or 3 of our d men do you get rid of to make room? and where is the forward help...

Im ok with the D.... our secondary scoring sucks.... where is that help...

Not sure about this Eklund dude, has he ever gotten anything right?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:44 am 
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gr8daygo wrote:
what are we gonna do with 2 D men... we have a bunch of those... Would Jovo and Acouin be that much of an up grade? Are they young? Puck moving? And what 2 or 3 of our d men do you get rid of to make room? and where is the forward help...


I think we can send Rivet and Stafford/Pominville to Phoenix for Jovonovski and a younger scorer or high draft pick to use in another trade. The second trade would involve Connolly, Butler/Sekera/Weber, and a draft pick/prospect to net an NHL upper echleon goal scoring playmaker, preferibly C/RW.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:56 pm 
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According to sources within the Buffalo Sabres organisation, the New York Rangers are willing to part with G Henrik Lundqvist, a bucket of fried chicken and C Chris Drury to obtain the services of RW Jason Pominville. Remember, you heard it here first!


:lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:04 pm 
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gr8daygo wrote:
what are we gonna do with 2 D men... we have a bunch of those... Would Jovo and Acouin be that much of an up grade? Are they young? Puck moving? And what 2 or 3 of our d men do you get rid of to make room? and where is the forward help...

Im ok with the D.... our secondary scoring sucks.... where is that help...

Not sure about this Eklund dude, has he ever gotten anything right?


I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not. Eklund didn't actually report it; it came from a link in the first post that has a generator which creates completely random trade rumors in a similar format to Eklund's rumors.

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how about this one..... :lol:

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Backstrom to Sabres?
According to sources within the Washington Capitals organisation, the Buffalo Sabres are willing to part with G Ryan Miller, C Derek Roy and RW Jason Pominville to obtain the services of C Niklas Backstrom. Remember, you heard it here first!

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According to sources within the Buffalo Sabres organisation, the Dallas Stars are willing to part with C Brad Richards, a 3rd round pick, a bag of pucks and RW Jere Lehtinen to obtain the services of C Derek Roy. Remember, you heard it here first!



I could actually see this one happening however, if the pick was a 2nd, and from the Sabres...

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Gonchar to Sabres? (e5)

According to sources within the Pittsburgh Penguins organisation, the Buffalo Sabres are willing to part with LW Thomas Vanek and C Derek Roy to obtain the services of D Sergei Gonchar. Remember, you heard it here first!


LOL. I guess they need to update the generator some. ;)

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:59 am 
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It is entertaining to read fantasial rumors by Eklund when other reputable sites hardly mention the Sabres. Soon, I want to hear legitimate Sabres trade rumors.

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AudSabres wrote:
Not sure if this has been posted before but if it has, Sorry! Please lock down/delete.

http://crazyweatherman.angelfire.com/ra ... ourgen.htm

Some of these are just retarded.

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Pominville to Coyotes? (e4)
According to sources within the Buffalo Sabres organisation, the Phoenix Coyotes are willing to part with D Ed Jovanovski, D Adrian Aucoin and an 8th round pick to obtain the services of RW Jason Pominville. Remember, you heard it here first!


:lol:



I would jump on that deal faster than Bodreau could say. "If you want it, don't ACT like you want it, go out there and fucking want it.".
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Lecavalier to Sabres? (e1)
According to sources within the Tampa Bay Lightning organisation, the Buffalo Sabres are willing to part with C Tim Connolly, RW Drew Stafford, and F Mark Mancari to obtain the services of C Vincent Lecavalier. Remember, you heard it here first!

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According to sources within the Toronto Maple Leafs organisation, the Buffalo Sabres are willing to part with C Derek Roy, LW Thomas Vanek to obtain the services of D Dion Phaneuf. Remember, you heard it here first!

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Boogaard to Sabres? (e4)
According to sources within the Minnesota Wild organisation, the Buffalo Sabres are willing to part with LW Thomas Vanek and a 7th round pick to obtain the services of LW Derek Boogaard. Remember, you heard it here first!

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Ruutu to Panthers? (e2)

According to sources within the Ottawa Senators organisation, the Florida Panthers are willing to part with G Tomas Vokoun, a bucket of fried chicken and LW Cory Stillman to obtain the services of LW Jarkko Ruutu. Remember, you heard it here first!


A bucket of fried chicken?

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Vanek to Devils? (e1)
According to sources within the Buffalo Sabres organisation, the New Jersey Devils are willing to part with RM Jamie Langenbrunner, C Rob Niedermayer and a Gary Bettman bobblehead to obtain the services of LW Thomas Vanek. Remember, you heard it here first!

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According to sources within the Phoenix Coyotes organisation, the Montreal Canadiens are willing to part with G Carey Price, a rusty zamboni and C Scott Gomez to obtain the services of D Ed Jovanovski. Remember, you heard it here first!



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puckovertheglass wrote:
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Vanek to Devils? (e1)
According to sources within the Buffalo Sabres organisation, the New Jersey Devils are willing to part with RM Jamie Langenbrunner, C Rob Niedermayer and a Gary Bettman bobblehead to obtain the services of LW Thomas Vanek. Remember, you heard it here first!


Partly right. We got Niedermayer for Mair and Tallinder.

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