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Author:  AudSabres [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:01 am ]
Post subject:  GDT 60; Isles @ Sabres. 7pm, 2/21/2012

I really want to see some kickass hockey tonight. More of the same team we watched against Pens on Sunday.

LET'S GO BUFFALO!!

Author:  Displaced Fan [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GDT 60; Isles @ Sabres. 7pm, 2/21/2012

I know this team doesn't have a chance of making the playoffs but I still want to see some great Sabres hockey. Let's not suck tonight boys.

Author:  Crosscheck [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:07 pm ]
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really pissed NBC's regional coverage stuck me with the Wings/Sharks game on Sunday.
Hopefully I'll get a chance to see a similar performance tonight.

Author:  YankeeInRaleigh [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GDT 60; Isles @ Sabres. 7pm, 2/21/2012

We are terrible against the isles. My prediction for tonight:

17-1 Isles

Injuries:
Goose breaks his beak
Miller dents his vagina
Pominville gets his feelings hurt

In other game news:
Stafford takes 5 shots, none of them hit the net or goalie.
Gerbe looks really great, doesnt score.
Vanek gets frustrated.
leino makes 50% of his passes without looking. 90% of THOSE passes do not make it to their intended recipient.
Whoever is in goal for the isles channels the ghost of Hasek (yes, i know), and actually makes more saves than shots (or, the Enroth effect)

Our lone goal comes when Matt Ellis goes goal to goal, finishing it off with a spin-o-rama to leave the goaltender flat on his face. The dark lord himself then comes up through the ice, melting a 20 foot section at center ice, and drags Ellis down to hell, as his deal with the devil has been honored.

Viola.

Author:  NYIntensity [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GDT 60; Isles @ Sabres. 7pm, 2/21/2012

YankeeInRaleigh wrote:
stuff

legit

Author:  Crosscheck [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GDT 60; Isles @ Sabres. 7pm, 2/21/2012

how does one dent their vagina?

Author:  NYIntensity [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GDT 60; Isles @ Sabres. 7pm, 2/21/2012

c'mere and I'll show ya

Author:  YankeeInRaleigh [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GDT 60; Isles @ Sabres. 7pm, 2/21/2012

I prefer the weird end of a ballpene hammer...

Author:  Crosscheck [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:28 pm ]
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then with what do you clean the hammer?
Simple green?

Author:  YankeeInRaleigh [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GDT 60; Isles @ Sabres. 7pm, 2/21/2012

Fuck if I know, I make THEM clean it.

Author:  YankeeInRaleigh [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GDT 60; Isles @ Sabres. 7pm, 2/21/2012

damn, you know your team sucks total ass when the GDT is as above.

Author:  YankeeInRaleigh [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GDT 60; Isles @ Sabres. 7pm, 2/21/2012

as per twitter: Doug Allen wasnt available to sing the anthem tonight, as he was found unconscious in some sort of bondage room in his basement. He's at the hospital for observation.

Author:  TheBlackDahliaMurder [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GDT 60; Isles @ Sabres. 7pm, 2/21/2012

YankeeInRaleigh wrote:
some sort of bondage room in his basement.


Wat

Author:  YankeeInRaleigh [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GDT 60; Isles @ Sabres. 7pm, 2/21/2012

what

Author:  BagBoy [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GDT 60; Isles @ Sabres. 7pm, 2/21/2012

YankeeInRaleigh wrote:
as per twitter: Doug Allen wasnt available to sing the anthem tonight, as he was found unconscious in some sort of bondage room in his basement. He's at the hospital for observation.

OMG. Just when I thought we Sabres fans had experienced as much humiliation as possible in one season, this happens...IF TRUE.

Author:  YankeeInRaleigh [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:25 pm ]
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dude, i'm so kidding, no one was here and I was just fucking around.


or WAS I?


yeah.

Author:  BagBoy [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GDT 60; Isles @ Sabres. 7pm, 2/21/2012

Thank God! LOL!

Author:  YankeeInRaleigh [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:27 pm ]
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although, i'll tell ya, every single time I see that guy sing the anthems, he strikes me as the sort of dude who has a rape dungeon in his basement, with a gimp and everything. Mad leather everywhere, leashes n shit.

Author:  YankeeInRaleigh [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GDT 60; Isles @ Sabres. 7pm, 2/21/2012

well, i'm not really passing judgement on those acts, I just peg him as being part of that community.

Author:  NYIntensity [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GDT 60; Isles @ Sabres. 7pm, 2/21/2012

That's just awful.

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