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BlueandYellow
 Post subject: RIP NHL
PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 1:47 pm 
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Tragedy struck when NHL reportedly died in a car accident, officials say. They caught the NHL careening down a highway, hitting several people including a clown, before falling into a wood chipper. It is reported that the NHL was also under the influence of: Alcohol, marijuana, crack, LSD, heroin, bathsalts, opium, witchcraft magic, voodoo magic, and more alcohol. Also in the car with the NHL were the NHL fans and the NHLPA. There were no survivors.

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 Post subject: Re: RIP NHL
PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:27 am 
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 Post subject: Re: RIP NHL
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:21 am 
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When they toss the last scoop of dirt on what could have been the 2012-13 season, I'm going to get all sloppy drunk and piss on it's grave.

Pics to follow.

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 Post subject: Re: RIP NHL
PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:52 am 
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Yes I'm still alive. I've barely even cared not even to post on here anymore with hockey being done for the year.

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AudSabres
 Post subject: Re: RIP NHL
PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:52 am 
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AudSabres wrote:
When they toss the last scoop of dirt on what could have been the 2012-13 season, I'm going to get all sloppy drunk and piss on it's grave.

Pics to follow.


Well now, don't I have egg on my face.

Screw it, I'm happier than a pig in poo! Welcome back from the dead, NHL! :D:D:D

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 Post subject: Re: RIP NHL
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:46 am 
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You should still get all sloppy drunk, only now to celebrate some hockey!

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Skyline_BNR34
 Post subject: Re: RIP NHL
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:08 pm 
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So the NHL was apparently just in a Coma from this terrible accident. But it is finally recovered enough to start back to business.

It may be a sloppy first few weeks though.

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 Post subject: Re: RIP NHL
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:36 pm 
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Resurrection does work!

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