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Author:  ironyisadeadscene [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:58 pm ]
Post subject:  semyon varlamov up on Kidnapping charges..
http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-hoc ... ce-charges

this guy is in trouble. and hes a moron. and i hope he learned a lesson.
Author:  BlueandYellow [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:12 pm ]
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This is supposed to be the NHL, not the NFL. WTF is this?!

Sidenote: Hope he gets a few years. Avalanche gonna need to trade for Miller >:)
Author:  BagBoy [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:14 pm ]
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B & Y, you beat me to it. Hopefully Miller just became a hot prospect for the Av's.
Author:  BagBoy [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:15 pm ]
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(double post)
Author:  Nuthatch [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:45 am ]
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Excuse me, but WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE TITLE??

Do you believe that is something that your female board-mates want to see you using?
Think about it.

Nuthatch.
Very Female.
Very Angry.
Author:  NYIntensity [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:27 am ]
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Nuthatch wrote:
Excuse me, but WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE TITLE??

Do you believe that is something that your female board-mates want to see you using?
Think about it.

Nuthatch.
Very Female.
Very Angry.


Quote:
Varlamov arrested on 2nd degree kidnapping and 3rd degree assault of someone he knew.
Author:  Skyline_BNR34 [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:29 am ]
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He turned himself in, bet all he gets is probation.

Money will do that for you.
Author:  ironyisadeadscene [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:38 pm ]
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Nuthatch wrote:
Excuse me, but WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE TITLE??

Do you believe that is something that your female board-mates want to see you using?
Think about it.

Nuthatch.
Very Female.
Very Angry.


what, kidnapping?
Author:  ironyisadeadscene [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:49 pm ]
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did anyone read what happened? holy shit, he beat the shit out of her. apparently on a regular basis.

good god, patrick roy IS turning that team around.
Author:  Vanek_Fanatic_26 [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:16 pm ]
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Nuthatch wrote:
Excuse me, but WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE TITLE??

Do you believe that is something that your female board-mates want to see you using?
Think about it.

Nuthatch.
Very Female.
Very Angry.


What did it say?
Author:  BlueandYellow [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:21 pm ]
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Vanek_Fanatic_26 wrote:
Nuthatch wrote:
Excuse me, but WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE TITLE??

Do you believe that is something that your female board-mates want to see you using?
Think about it.

Nuthatch.
Very Female.
Very Angry.


What did it say?


I believe it said "Varlamov kidnaps a bitch" or something along those lines. Which, I mean, come on, the term bitch isn't exactly taboo nowadays. It was supposed to be funny.

I'll admit, I lol'd. Nobody on these boards is sexist. Varlamov is an asshole, a jerkoff, and the only thing he is now good for is getting Miller traded to the Avalanche and being a prison BITCH. :P
Author:  ironyisadeadscene [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:22 pm ]
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i wrote "semyon varlamov kidnaps a bitch"

i was also going to add "hilarity ensues" but declined because its only hilarious because varlamov is an idiot.
Author:  BlueandYellow [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:32 pm ]
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Imagine Avalanche fans. Wake up one day and it turns out your starting goalie is a woman abuser.
Author:  ironyisadeadscene [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:40 pm ]
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BlueandYellow wrote:
Imagine Avalanche fans. Wake up one day and it turns out your starting goalie is a woman abuser.


oh theyve been through this before. roy used to beat his wife.

maybe thats the key to getting better at goalie? beat the shit out of women?
Author:  BagBoy [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:26 pm ]
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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
maybe thats the key to getting better at goalie? beat the shit out of women?

Sean Burke went that route, also.
Author:  BlueandYellow [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:30 pm ]
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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
BlueandYellow wrote:
Imagine Avalanche fans. Wake up one day and it turns out your starting goalie is a woman abuser.


oh theyve been through this before. roy used to beat his wife.

maybe thats the key to getting better at goalie? beat the shit out of women?

I don't think Roy went so far as to kick her in the chest and drag her by her hair, though?
Author:  ironyisadeadscene [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:32 pm ]
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BagBoy wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
maybe thats the key to getting better at goalie? beat the shit out of women?

Sean Burke went that route, also.


i see my girlfriend this weekend. ill be sure to tell you how i play wednesday.
Author:  Skyline_BNR34 [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:06 pm ]
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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
BagBoy wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
maybe thats the key to getting better at goalie? beat the shit out of women?

Sean Burke went that route, also.


i see my girlfriend this weekend. ill be sure to tell you how i play wednesday.

I can see it now.

MAN BEATS GIRLFRIEND, BUT WINS MEN'S LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!!!!
Author:  ironyisadeadscene [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:00 am ]
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Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
BagBoy wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
maybe thats the key to getting better at goalie? beat the shit out of women?

Sean Burke went that route, also.


i see my girlfriend this weekend. ill be sure to tell you how i play wednesday.

I can see it now.

MAN BEATS GIRLFRIEND, BUT WINS MEN'S LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!!!!


"this hurts me more then it hurts you!"
"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING THEN?!"
Author:  SABRESAllTheWay [ Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:40 am ]
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I can see why nuthatch feels the way she does. Using "slaps a bitch" in the context of the title puts more blame on the woman than it would the ass who did the crime. Although I realize that you all are poking fun at Varlamov, and the responses are all in jest, please watch the context of future topic titles and the comments that ensue to make sure it's painfully obvious the actual intent when it can potentially be a sensitive topic.
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