ohh man you drink every day? i only drink for one reason: to get annihilated.
my fav story involves college. ive told the basic story, but ill give you the whole thing. western michigan put up its first building in 1903. it still stands. its large. and abandoned. its on top of a large hill that overlooks the valley and downtown. anyways. a friend on my hockey team got broke up with, only to find his now ex staying over at a friends house with my friends room mate. so he gets drunk, and we all get drunk. he goes to confront the kid (same kid that was later my room mate and stole from us and sold weed) we decide to pull him away, and we drink on campus. we are drinking, and my friend mikey says at about 2 am: lets walk back to my place, get some beers, and drive up to east campus. we walk back to his place, and immediately get in a fight with some kids. they start shit talking us for walking through their apartments parking lot. we go at them, pushing, shoving.. i drunkenly throw a haymaker that misses so bad, everyone just laughs before we start jawing again. finally, we just leave. we go drive up to east campus, and look at east hall.
this is east hall:
so we walk around it, before my buddy crawls on a ledge and opens a window. moment later, he come to the door, opens it for us, and were in. so were checking out the building, using only our cell phone lights, and its all dark and its creepy as hell. were running around, and shit, and we go to the basement. were as quiet as we can be, and suddenly, we hear faint music. very faint. we all get scared, before i realize, oops, its my phone playing an MP3 (circa survive, which has some effects of someone running their finger on a crystal glass lip) so we keep running through the building, looking through storage, and we found slot cars. anyways, we come to a huge window overlooking the hill, and see people standing there. we decide to pound on the glass to scare them. we do, and they turn around. cops. they book to the front of the building, and we do too. trying to go out the front before they get there. they beat us, and we hear them at the door (we left it propped open) so we book it back the other way, and out the back doors, and run down that hill. so a while later, the cops cant find us, and we walk home, leaving my friends car there. on the way home, we walked through the parking lot of the earlier fight, and to our amusement, they left their HUGE cooler out.. i mean, it was HUGE.. so we stole it. we go back to my friends house, and everyone sleeps. the next morning, mikeys girlfriend came over and he went to show her the cooler, and when he opened it, he found me passed out inside. i guess thats where i wanted to sleep.