When I first read the title, I thought it meant he physical beat the shit out of his mom. I could see it going something like this:
Denard: Mom, what's for dinner?
Denard's Mom: Liver and onions, hun.
D: Ugh, I hate that mom. Why do you always make nasty food?
DM: It's not nasty, it's yummy and good for you. Why don't you at least try it.
D: No, I don't want to.
DM: You will.
D: No!
DM: YES YOU WILL!!
DM tries to force D
D retaliates with a cunt kick, then when DM is on the floor he starts slapping her. D then grabs a fork with liver and onions and shoves it in DM's mouth.
D: How do you like it Mom? Is this yummy enough for you?! And nutritious enough for you?! Hmm?? Answer me!! Answer me bitch!! Eat your damn liver and onions you slut!!
And that folks, is why Denard Span is the biggest douche in sports.
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