Gameplay

* One person begins with a sentence (e.g., One day Little Johnny walked to the local shoe shop).
* The next person tells of something unfortunate that happens (e.g., Unfortunately, Little Johnny was hit by a refrigerator.).
* The following person contributes a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, the refrigerator was made entirely of marshmallows).
* The third person will contribute an unfortunate event (e.g., Unfortunately, these marshmallows had poisonous spikes on them), and the process is repeated.
* The fourth person will contribute a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, the spikes were made of Jello ), and the process is repeated

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

I'll start.

Billy-Bob was walking down the street on a Sunday.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Unfortunately, he witnessed a murder in the alley

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mechaphil

Fortunately it was a murder in a TV series on television.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Unfortunately, security roughed him up for trespassing on a closed set

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mechaphil

Fortunatley the security guards were babies.

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Unfortunately they were armed with Tommy Guns.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Fortunately the Tommy Guns had fake ammo.

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Unfortunately the babies mothers happened to walk by and call the real security.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

fortunately the security guards got hit by a train

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LETS GO BUFFALO!

Unfortunately the train caused a massive derailment wiping out half the city.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

fortunately the whole train-wreck was a simulation on a programmers computer

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LETS GO BUFFALO!

Unfortunately the programmers computer had illegal porn and he was arrested and charged.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Fortunately the porn was planted there by his arch nemesis the anti-programmer and he was set free

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LETS GO BUFFALO!

Unfortunately the anti-programmer escaped and is plotting to kill the programmer.

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Fortunately he happened upon an IHOP and upon eating their delicious pancakes, forgot about the murder.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Unfotunately The anti-programmer ate so many pancakes that he passed out on the floor of iHop

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LETS GO BUFFALO!

Fortunately the head chef turned out to be a paramedic, saving the anti-programmer's life.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

unfortunately he had herpes and forgot his valtrex.

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Fortunately, a UPS airplane filled with Valtrex exploded and it all landed in IHOP.

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