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Van_Da_Man
PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:51 pm 
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Unfortunately, so did all the shrapnel. Thank you plane. Thane.

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Rutledge222
PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:08 am 
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Fortunately the Ihop itself is built to withstand a Nuclear attack.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:18 am 
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Unfortunately this caused the IHOP to seal up and literally go underground.

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"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.


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HelloMyKneeGrows
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Van_Da_Man wrote:
Unfortunately this caused the IHOP to seal up and literally go underground.


Fortunately, this severly limited the amout to trashy people out in public.

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unfortunately i passed kidney stone.

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Fortunately that stone will go on to power the city of New New York in the future.

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HelloMyKneeGrows
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Van_Da_Man wrote:
Fortunately that stone will go on to power the city of New New York in the future.


Which will not cause NYC to tear off and plummet into the ocean......UNFORTUNATELY

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Fortunately though NYC realized they didn't need power from Niagara Falls and withdrew from NY to be their own dingleberry state known as Hell.

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Unfortunately NYS Senators are morons and tried to re-incorporate NYC into the state of New York

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Fortunately Leeroy Jenkins has chicken.

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Unfortunately Master Chief jumped out of the halo universe and kicked the shit out of LeEroy Jenkins.

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Fortunately, Master Chief was a fictional character, so he couldn't kick the shit out of Leeroy Jenkins.

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Unfortunately, Leeroy Jenkins was killed by master chief in WAW, they found a way.

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Fortunately, Master Chief left the WoW world... and he went back to fight the Covenant

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Unfortunately, he had to take a dump.

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Fortunately he had the Arbiter help him out of his armor

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Fortunately he had the Arbiter help him out of his armor


Unfortunately, Arbiter had to go to, and they touched balls on acident and shit on the floor causing a chain reaction in dirty bathroom shit ball gay sex and tgey both died.

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BlueandYellow wrote:
Rutledge222 wrote:
Fortunately he had the Arbiter help him out of his armor


Unfortunately, Arbiter had to go to, and they touched balls on acident and shit on the floor causing a chain reaction in dirty bathroom shit ball gay sex and tgey both died.


Fortunately a custodian named Mott came and cleaned everything up before authorities arrived on the scene.

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unfortunately, the authorities came in the form of the village people, causing more homoerotic scenarios to unfold before the custodian's eyes.

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Fortunately the custodian was Hellen Keller, so she couldn't hear or see anything.

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