Real Name: Jael
Sex: Female
Birth date: April 22
Location: Depew, currently. I go to college in western Indiana. That state is amusing because no matter where you are, it seems that you're within two hours of every major town within it. As a result, I've been to most of them. Not Indianapolis, though... I want to go to Chicago for a couple day trips first, anyway.
Height: 5'9"-5'10"... Honestly, I'm about 5'9", but I round up to 5'10" because people don't believe me when I say that I'm 5'9" but they do if it's 5'10", so I'm used to lying about it so as not to go through the whole "lol no way," even though I'm about the same height as most guys, and 5'9" is average for a man, sooo...
Eye color: dark brown... almost black
Hair color: brown
What does your name mean: Wild mountain goat. Don't hate.
High school graduation year: 2008
Favorite TV shows: Monk, various documentaries, Discovery Channel, PBS, Science Channel, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
In the car- ac or windows: It depends on where I am (rural versus urban) and whether my hair is up or not.
Favorite game: Scum, Risk, F-Zero, Zelda, Sonic, Settlers of Catan... What kind of game you talkin' 'bout, survey?
Favorite drink: Orange juice
Favorite food: Bread
Favorite colors: I really like red and black together. I like brown, too. Yellow is my most hated color.
Favorite cigarettes: Camel, for the advertisements that were ubiquitous till I was six or seven. I remember them being EVERYWHERE, and they had advertisements aimed at children. Bizarre.
Favorite sounds: the laughter and voices of children, rain, the crunch of snow while walking through the woods or an open field while it is snowing outside (the hollowness of it is beautiful), good music
Favorite smell: rain, that country smell, freshly cut grass, water from a hose (I enjoy summer), cedar, hay
Worst feeling in the World: intense loneliness felt when you are alone in the middle of the night, in bed with your eyes wide open and can't stop your mind from racing racing racing but it's dead at the same time, and your soul feels like you do physically on a day with 100% humidity with the suffocation, and dark dark black, and you want what is worst for you.... True loneliness is the worst feeling.
Best feeling in the World: that split second right after you close your eyes when you go to bed the evening after pulling an all-nighter and you
know that you
will fall asleep without any difficulty within ten seconds... Ohhhhh man. I live for that feeling.
Favorite thing to do on a weekend: That depends on the season.
Favorite soundtrack: THIS IS A MEAN QUESTION. My favorite well-known soundtrack composer is Hans Zimmer, though.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: I have absolutely no idea. I probably won't be married, and I probably won't have a child yet.
First thought in the morning: "Ew."
Do you get motion sickness: no
Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: Exciting. My favorite are the wooden ones that everybody else hates because they jerk them around. They're all, "This is killing my back!" and I'm just like, "WEEEEEEEEE!!!" with my hands in the air.
How many rings before you answer the phone: I hate answering the phone.
Future son names: Shane Michael (Shane because it's a strong Irish name and after Shane Doan lol I can't possibly be female, and Michael after my absolute favorite uncle and because it sounds good after Shane... Michael is also my brother Joseph's middle name lol), aaaand that's it.
Future daughter names: Sapphire Rose (Sapphire because I would want her care and compassion for others and for the world to be as deep as a sapphire, and Rose because that is as beautiful as she would always be to me), aaaand that's also it. I plan on only having one or two biological children that I would have the opportunity to name.
Are you a good friend: Can't ask me that.
Chocolate or Vanilla cake: I don't care.
What do you drive: nothing
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: no
Thunderstorms cool or scary: Amazing.
If you could meet one person in the World, who would it be: I don't know. Everybody I would love to meet is dead.
What is your zodiac sign: Taurus
What do you wear to bed: pajamas
Do you eat stems of broccoli: yes
Girls- Would you ever ask a guy for his shirt? no
If you could have any occupation when you get older, what would it be: A mother. Vocationally, I don't exactly know. I know that I want to help people, probably children. It's amusing because my friends all think that I should do something that involves thinking and intellectualism, and I'm like, "I want to help kids!" Yeeeaaah.
If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: I would keep my natural color.
If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: It would be "agape" in Greek on my left forearm. It would also be cool to get an outline around the birthmark on my right hand lol. I'm not sure that I would want to do that, though. I'm really attached to it the way it is.
Favorite brand of gum: I just like gum.
What is your favorite quote: I have a million of those.
Have you ever been in love: I don't know that I have been in love, but I have certainly made the choice to love a boy with that kind of love... I will always say that I love him, but never that I am in love with him. I shouldn't have made that choice, by the way. I can't undo it, and he would never have me. I love him because he is so much like me... Opposites are not for me.
What’s on your walls in your room: I have two Asian masks and a wind chime of marble doves from Mexico hanging from my ceiling. The masks hang above my bed, on the slope of the ceiling, and the wind chime is in the middle of the ceiling (which is red). I have a huge Native American dream catcher on my wall. There are my ribbons that i won from 4H when I was six, and they all have my name spelled wrong. At college, I have a picture that i'm not going to describe with a quote from Emily Dickinson that says, "Dwell in possibility," along with a Far Side comic that a friend gave me that made her think of me and a black mask that I made for a masquerade. I like masks.
Is the glass half-empty or half-full: Depends on what is in it.
Pick a song that describes yourself or that you can relate to: There are a lot of those... "Breathe Me" by Sia is the one at the forefront at the moment, though.
Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: I don't have a preference.
Which one, Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi if it's from a can, Coke if it's from a bottle.
Which kind of milk is your favorite: Chocolate?
If you were to kill someone, which method would you use? Sniper rifle sounds about right. Painless, don't know what hit them.
Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: Righty.
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: Yes.
When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice their: Hands, forearms, smile... I've got a thing for hands and forearms.
If you could be one gardening tool, which one would it be: A hoe. Because I'm a ho. Nah, it's 'cause of the earth.
What’s under your bed: Nothing, actually.
What’s the best number in the World: psh.
What is your dream car: Something classy.
Who is your biggest crush right now: I really never get those. It's so weird.
Nickname: In high school, everyone called me J-Dog. My actual name was never used. Now, I have one friend that calls me Jelly. I have nicknames for everybody, though, for various reasons... Porcelain, Pine Tree, Old Man, Ichabod Crane...
School: A college.
Bacon Bits Or croutons: Croutons. When I was little I could never understand why people didn't buy them as snacks.
Favorite Salad Dressing: raspberry vinaigrette
Do you Drink: not yet
What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: Whatever.
Have you ever been skinny dipping: no
Do you make fun of people: I make fun of my friends. Everybody does that.
Have you ever been convicted of a crime: no
Best friends online/offline: One I've had since I was thirteen/my college roommate
One pillow or two: one, and it has to be down. I bring my pillow everywhere.
Pets: two cats and a dog. The cats are Pappitedo and Grant. Pappitedo is mine and is six years old; Grant is twelve and was the runt of the litter. Jericho is the dog. He's mine, too. Got him for my fifteenth birthday. He's seven.
Favorite Movie: LOTR trilogy, Star Wars trilogy, Schindler's List, Ordinary People, Remember the Titans, Finding Nemo, Waking Life, Beauty and the Beast, Miracle, Wall-E, Seven Pounds, The Green Mile
Favorite type of music: Classical... but very melancholy classical... Ludovico Einaudi is my favorite composer.
Hobbies: reading?
Word or Phrase you overuse: "random"
Toothpaste: I don't even know.
Piercing or tattoos: My ears are pierced, anyway.
Do you get along with your parents: yes
Favorite beer: ew
Favorite song at the moment: ALSO A MEAN QUESTION.
Favorite subject in school: English, art... In college, I've loved all my classes that involve theory.
Least favorite subject in school: I don't know any that I disliked.
Most humiliating moment: I don't know.
Craziest or Silliest Person You Know: I'm absolutely the silliest person I know. I'm known for being the child in my group of friends; I even beat out all the guys. It is amusing because the outside world just finds me very quiet and serious and sweet... They have no idea. The craziest is... Well, I know who it is, but that wouldn't matter to anybody here.
Favorite Holiday: Fourth of July