He's a scumbag. But he's a happy scumbag - Can't really put a price on that.

Yup, but he has had sex with more ridiculously hot women than I will ever even think of.

I don't knock him for being a scum bag, or even a happy scum bag (of which, I will always approve), I think he's overrated because he can't hold an erection without using his hand as a cock ring.

The only reason he's popular is because 300 lb, short, fat, ugly men live vicariously through him boning hot chicks badly.

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mechaphil

What's wrong with that man? Is he cutting into the profits of your "Long Dong Phil" series?

Oh lord, I could never do porn. But, "Long Dong Phil" is quite catchy. Time to write a dirty song!

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mechaphil

I hear the makins' of a raunchy western...HA!

Blaaaaaaaahhhh.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

it may be close to bed time

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

Bollywood is so entertaining

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

drawing an orange on brown paper is hard when you're color blind.......htat is all

will be back..needing dark beer...i shall return my children with liquid gifts from Ireland.

I closed my head in my car door tonight. I think I might have given myself a concussion, but I refuse to go to the hospital because I'm too embarrassed to explain how I did it. Oy...

well, you already told us about it, how much worse can it be.

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

True, but there's also the added fact of going to the hospital alone in Dunkirk.
It's kind of funny because my bag got caught and I had already slammed the door and my head just got in the way. Oh well

Lie to the hospital, tell them Brian Jason Spezza and Daniel Afredsen did it...Killin 2 birds with one stone...

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

Another 11:30 work out...I love college

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

Hahahaha, every Sunday night I go for an hour run at 1:00 in the morning with my roommate and her boyfriend... Yesssss, college.

Anyway, I am about to get ready for and go to bed, and I swear I have never been so excited in my life.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

I miss being able to be up in the middle of the night every night, and being able to shirk off classes whenever I wanted.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

I HAVE RETURNED WITH DARK BEER!!!

Rock on bro'. If you can spare me a dark beer, I'll send a double Bacardi and Coke your way!

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.