I think a "personality of Phil" should become a standard as far as Ladies are concerned...

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mechaphil

oh great playing first base tonight and there is a hole right by the foul line. no it could have been fixed two days ago but no. here comes a twisted ankle. lovely. Iron Man 2 Friday morning. still going to be fun. even if i have a test at 8 AM the same morning.

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"Tis The Season, Fa la la la la LaFontaine" - Rick Jeanneret

And now we're grown up orphans that never knew their names
We don't belong to no one; that's a shame...
You grew up way too fast, and now there's nothing to believe
And reruns all become our history
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio, and I won't tell no one your name

I don't feel like making a new post, so... apparently Corey Haim died of lung-damaging pneumonia complicated by an enlarged heart and narrowed blood vessels and his death had nothing to do with medication (granted, he had a lot in his system, and liver damage... just nothing that came close to killing him). He's the third person that died prematurely in the past year that the media was immediately shouting, "PAINKILLERS!" as a cause of death aaaand they ended up being pretty wrong. I'm amused.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Hey soul sister is an amazing song... am I gay?

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

Hey guys look what I made

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

Doesn't that imply he's got tits? And a vag? (I could be wrong, but that looks like a picture of Mary)

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mechaphil

well, no. not with that attitude.
shes very pretty, jay. go for it.

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she's cute, if you like breakable girls

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

UMM NO IT'S JESUS (note the holes in his hands from the crucifixion). I stole it from this:




And this is the original I guess...

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

Easier to move around when it's needed.

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Or if you're fucking tiny like me

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Same here Alex, I'm not the biggest guy in this world either.

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I'm watching this documentary on this 16-year-old girl who randomly stopped developing/growing at 11 months. So weird.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

Primordial dwarfism?

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mechaphil

i think my penis has that.

what?

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No, she just stopped developing. Like, her brain is still that of an 11-month-old baby. Primordial dwarfs are small, but their brains still develop.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

Oh, see I was referring to her physical development, not neurological development.

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mechaphil

Well that too. She physically looks like an 11-month-old too. Here's a picture of her:

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

That is fucking strange.

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mechaphil