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Skyline_BNR34
PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:20 pm 
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We won 7-5 tonight in Hockey. It was our first win in 7 games.

It was a good feeling winning for once.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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useful fictions
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i was just looking through some of the things i wrote about 5 years ago. there was still a sense of desire in it (my writing), something that makes me feel like despondency was just another moment, however prolonged it was, much like happiness and love.

it's not that beauty (in nature) is all i can appreciate anymore, but it's all that i can find hope in.

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Wozniak
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my team won the softball championship. i had the game ending hit in both rounds (even though it was by slaughter rule my hit still sealed it). it was a good night.

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Lately I've been using the following expression out loud or in my mind a lot lately, and it cracks me up. :)

"Your ______________ be makin' my dick soft.".

For example, the other day I told a coworker in confidence, what I was thinking about saying to a customer, "You're cockroaches be makin' my dick soft."

lol ahhhhh man. I'm sorry that slays me. It originates from the Dave Chappelle Show, I can't recall the exact skit- oh wait it was a car commercial spoof. lol

Anyways, all this typin' be makin' my dick soft.

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Bottom band redone, added weight to the inside barrel and new bowl arrived today! The Stanley Cup's makeover continues tonight! :D

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I really want to golf today...really want to

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im going back to school this winter. im pretty excited i have some direction now.

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My apartment is starting to look ballin'.


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jvaccaro6 wrote:
I really want to golf today...really want to


Do you slice or hook?

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jvaccaro6
PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:14 pm 
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I tend to hook more than slice, my wrists some times get a little too quick with my driver, I hit my irons and hybrids straight 99% of the time.

My handicap is down to a 7 this year, was an 8 last year, but was a 6 the year before, when I had nothing to do but golf. lol

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CriminallyVu1gar
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jvaccaro6 wrote:
I tend to hook more than slice, my wrists some times get a little too quick with my driver, I hit my irons and hybrids straight 99% of the time.

My handicap is down to a 7 this year, was an 8 last year, but was a 6 the year before, when I had nothing to do but golf. lol



I also tend to either hook/pull the ball and very rarely slice. My handicap was around a 20 (18 holes) last time I was playing regularly.

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I LOVE this:
http://freerangekids.wordpress.com/

When I was a child, I lived out in the middle of nowhere, and the neighbor kids, my cousins, my brothers, and I (at the time we only numbered nine) had free range of a good square mile without any adult supervision and far out of hearing range. We'd even go swimming in the creek without any adults there, as long as we had a "chaperone" that was twelve or older... When I went to my aunt and uncle's house or my grandparents' house, which were in town, I was allowed to go wherever I wanted as long as I was back within a certain period of time after it got dark. Everybody else was, too. Now my youngest brothers would never be allowed anything like that. The older of the two, who is eleven, almost a teenager, was not allowed to go to the cemetery by my grandparents' house even though it's only about a quarter-mile away and I used to walk there both by myself and with other cousins when I was as young as six. They're not even allowed to go to the park that is ONE BLOCK from my aunt and uncle's house anymore. They're eleven and eight, and I have to go with them if they want to go. I went there all the time as a child, whenever my aunt watched us (which was 3-4 times a week), oftentimes bringing my two brothers with me when I was 7-8 and they'd be 5-7 and 3-4. I keep asking my mother what has changed, and she can never give a straight answer. It's stupid. Nothing about human beings has changed in the last 10-15 years...

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Skyline_BNR34
PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:24 pm 
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OMG this sounds glorious.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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Rud
PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:26 pm 
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Can I wear one of these and keep my testicles? Ignore the fact that a women is wearing it in the picture.

http://www.zumiez.com/catalog/product/v ... a_7c122844

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Skyline_BNR34
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I say any man who wears a scarf is gay, but I will give exception to you guys who live in New York and any Northern state, because it gets damn cold to have your neck be hanging out in the cold.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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Ryan911T
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Skyline_BNR34 wrote:


OMG this sounds glorious.


Yes it does. Is that an SL65 AMG?

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mechaphil
PostPosted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:22 am 
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Rud wrote:
Can I wear one of these and keep my testicles? Ignore the fact that a women is wearing it in the picture.

http://www.zumiez.com/catalog/product/v ... a_7c122844

Wear it like just a little higher bunched and it'd look like a keffiyah, the Arabic neckerchief/scarf thing. I say you retain your testicles if you wear one of those. You'd be +10 pretentiousness, though.

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Skyline_BNR34
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Ryan911T wrote:
Skyline_BNR34 wrote:


OMG this sounds glorious.


Yes it does. Is that an SL65 AMG?

I think it is, if it's not that, it's probably the CL65 AMG one.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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mechaphil wrote:
Rud wrote:
Can I wear one of these and keep my testicles? Ignore the fact that a women is wearing it in the picture.

http://www.zumiez.com/catalog/product/v ... a_7c122844

Wear it like just a little higher bunched and it'd look like a keffiyah, the Arabic neckerchief/scarf thing. I say you retain your testicles if you wear one of those. You'd be +10 pretentiousness, though.


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mechaphil wrote:
Rud wrote:
Can I wear one of these and keep my testicles? Ignore the fact that a women is wearing it in the picture.

http://www.zumiez.com/catalog/product/v ... a_7c122844

Wear it like just a little higher bunched and it'd look like a keffiyah, the Arabic neckerchief/scarf thing. I say you retain your testicles if you wear one of those. You'd be +10 pretentiousness, though.


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Bahahahaha

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