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H0CKEYisL0VEx24
PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:21 pm 
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Yes it is, but that doesn't mean much, she can still press statutory rape on you if she is older then 16.



not if you kill her....

too soon?

Is it weird if I tell you that I love you? That was probably the best "too soon" joke in a while. And I am also having a mondo bad day.



I'll have to file that under the category of jokes I'd never think Laura would find funny...

Pretty much any "too soon" joke is funny . . . unless it has to do with Michael Jackson. I don't like those ones.

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Naw Mike, that was good and funny.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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whose trying to be funny?

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Skyline_BNR34
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hahaha nice

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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H0CKEYisL0VEx24 wrote:
CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
H0CKEYisL0VEx24 wrote:
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Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
Yes it is, but that doesn't mean much, she can still press statutory rape on you if she is older then 16.



not if you kill her....

too soon?

Is it weird if I tell you that I love you? That was probably the best "too soon" joke in a while. And I am also having a mondo bad day.



I'll have to file that under the category of jokes I'd never think Laura would find funny...

Pretty much any "too soon" joke is funny . . . unless it has to do with Michael Jackson. I don't like those ones.


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She only has 11181 more to catch up with you.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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I have realized that nothing pisses me off more than being falsely accused. Yup.

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I have realized that nothing pisses me off more than being falsely accused. Yup.


What happened?

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Micheal Jackson was made into legos.

Too soon?

Sorry, had to do that.

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acrossthelines wrote:
I have realized that nothing pisses me off more than being falsely accused. Yup.


Giles Corey was accused of being a witch in Salem. He was put to death by being crushed by heavy rocks. Rather than confess he just said "More weight".

In other words, I don't give a fuck what people say. If I care about them, they will know the real me. If I don't care about them, I prefer they wallow in their own bullshit until the end of time. If other people believe their bullshit, then they obviously don't care enough about me to speak to me, and are therefore weak minded and belong in the bullshit because I don't care about them either.

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BlueandYellow wrote:
Micheal Jackson was made into legos.

Too soon?

Sorry, had to do that.

I knew someone would make a joke . . . which only made me laugh when it actually happened!!!

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Hooray! I definitely would not have noticed that if you didn't tell me!! :dance:

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X-pensfan wrote:
acrossthelines wrote:
I have realized that nothing pisses me off more than being falsely accused. Yup.


Giles Corey was accused of being a witch in Salem. He was put to death by being crushed by heavy rocks. Rather than confess he just said "More weight".

In other words, I don't give a fuck what people say. If I care about them, they will know the real me. If I don't care about them, I prefer they wallow in their own bullshit until the end of time. If other people believe their bullshit, then they obviously don't care enough about me to speak to me, and are therefore weak minded and belong in the bullshit because I don't care about them either.


Well, this happened to have been a very close friend... I don't care what random people say. The opinions of the masses are rather stupid when it comes to people, anyway. Give them the idea that someone is creepy or whatever, for example, and everything the person does in the future is put through that filter and misconstrued as such even if the behavior is as benign and normal as can be.

I have problems with intimate relationships. Never am what people want. I'm frequently falsely accused of BS by people who mean the most to me. lol Oh well. We all have things we hate.

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Sad again. :(

I guess it wasn't really sad because my one friend made my day, but it also made cry a bit with what she said. It was really that heart touching right now.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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Friends have the potential to be awesome in hard times like that. I will forever keep an "anonymous" card I got from one of my friends in my mailbox last semester during a rough few days (I recognized the handwriting) because it made me cry. I don't let people compliment me on who I am because secretly I am a sap when it comes to that.

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So on my white board outside my room, I wrote in big letters LAURA LIVES HERE because I don't think too many people are aware that I exist on this floor. Then some guy writes back "but who is Laura?", to which I put "what is this I don't even . . ." and he said he doesn't know what that means. Srsly?

I am almost disappointed by the nerds here.

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Feeling much better now.

I talked to her and got some explanation and feel much better, also was talking to the girl who hinted it to me, basically her best friend and got everything off my heart I wanted to.

I know you guys don't care, but closure is a nice thing to do. I don't feel like shit about why it happened anymore and really ready to move on to the next girl.

I still deeply care about her and don't want to lose the friendship we had before we dated, and I know it can work, me and my one really close friends tried to date like three times, but every time it never hurt the friendship we had.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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won an ebay bid for a bruins street hockey mask that i forgot i bid on...cool.


for the record, the mask will be repainted as soon as i get it.

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