That is the single best post ever made in the history of the damn world.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

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Ham

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Do you believe yet?

Internet piracy is a term that will likely never fail to make me giggle.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that's amazing.

I hate it when you catch an edge like that trying to stop.

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Check out my website: http://www.artistzero.com

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

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omg lmao

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

Flashbacks to high school... lol. We had some Melvins. I always did my homework, but sometimes I would leave it on the floor in the morning; I always sat in the hallway outside my bedroom to do homework. MELVIIIIIN

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

I think sometimes I was the Melvin

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

ATTENTION SABRES: who are you people??!?



http://sabresbecause.tumblr.com

Melvins always sucked.

"SHE FORGOT! YES!"

Melvin: What about the homework?

Me: I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU!!!

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

MELVINNNN!!!!!!

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

I hate melvins. It hasn't happened much in my school district (school lifetime?) but when it does it is always when I haven't done my homework. It's never when some schmuck hasn't.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

i was the melvin in college once. i busted my ass on a paper for three weeks. turned it in on time. one girl said "i dont have it done! i forgot" and the prof goes "oh.. um.. everyone turn it in thursday, to which i called out bullshit, that everyone else busted their ass on to get it done in time. this girl was a bitch.

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I remember the Melvins in school well... Even if I did do my homework and the teacher forgot to collect it I never reminded them. Sometimes I would wait until class was dismissed and I'd turn in my homework then, because chances are I wouldn't be at next class (I missed a lot of school in high school).

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

Probably out smoking by the McDonald's weren't you?

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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." ~ Han Solo


We truly are not worthy of Miller!

i never gave a shit about homework and who did it or who didnt. but when your in college, and you bust your ass to get it done, and some bitch forgot (it this wasnt the first time this happened) i finally had enough. and once i begin a rant, i just keep going. i remember her face like it was yesterday. awesome.

i got a 4.0 in that class. i worked my ass off in that class.

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