So as most people who know me know, I will do anything if you dare me to do it... Even go on chatroulette...
DAMN people are fucked up.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

I have Google+ now.

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Just got home from camping & metallica. Pei band death valley driver kicked off the show with their battle of the bands winning set, followed by Matt Mayes, seether, protest the hero, coheed & cambria and metallica took the stage last. They opened with creeping death and needless to say I lost my voice by the end of the first song. They played a fuckton of old school shit and to be honest, being 4 people back from the stage, Lars' drum kit made me feel like I was just beat up by the end of their set. 18 years since they played halifax but everyone had a killer time!

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

ahhhhhhhhh, im going to toby at Darien Lake

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PSA: I am an overly sarcastic person. If you take me at my word, then i will most likely anger and offend you.

lost in the floor hockey play offs 3-0. i let in a slow roller between the legs...it was pathetic. that being said i still posted a .960 SV%

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"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

so a girl told me her pepper spray is expired. i always wanted to see what happened with this stuff, so i sprayed myself. in the eyes. that shit DOES NOT EXPIRE. fuck that, my eyes burned for a long time. milk did not work. at all.

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Ugh I do not want to take this exam today. WTF was I thinking?

Sweet

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If anyone wants a Google+ account, PM me your email and I'll send them out.

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I definitely could not get a job that required me to get up early every day. I just couldn't do it.

Code blue in OB yesterday.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

This weather is brutal. All week 95+ degrees, high humidity, no clouds, not so much as a storm, up to 120 heat index... ugh. Thursday will be the worst, possibly hitting 100. I'm already tired of it. Hitting up a lake to swim after work, though!

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

I can't take this heat. I swear I'm about to have a heatstroke from throwing a frisbee around with my brother

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I've been babysitting a one year old all day and now I have this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlyreaPgINI) stuck in my head. My god, I want to punch someone. I also smell like baby, and it's kind of starting to bother me.

Just a warning, don't actually listen to that song unless you also want to punch someone.

There's a black wasp on my window and I'm too much of a pussy to kill it. I hate those damn things. I need a flamethrower.

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Are cops less likely to pull you over for speeding, within reason, on a hot day such as this. I know if I was wearing that damn get up I wouldn't want to be standing out on blacktop for a half hour.

I just had the nastiest nosebleed of my life. I get them every summer (no idea why as they're supposed to be a dry air/winter phenomenon, and it's humid as all get out right now), but two in twelve hours is a bit disgusting, and this last one didn't stop for a lot longer than usual + had pretty big clots, everything. Gross, maybe TMI, but it's obnoxious and if another one happens today I'll be just a bit disconcerted.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Nosebleeds are the worst. I had like.. 5 nosebleeds in one day after I got my wisdom teeth out, because the surgeon messed up horribly when he tried getting one of the teeth out. Prior to that, I'm pretty sure I had only had one nosebleed in my entire life. Since then, I'm not eager to repeat the experience. Could yours be a weird sinus issue, if it's bleeding that much?

I was thinking about that new Terra Nova Show Fox will have on this season, and found a couple problems i find really dumb.

If the Earth is losing atmosphere why go back to the age of the Dinosaurs. I would think the beginning of Mankind might have been the smart option. I realize it is just a TV show but take a look at history. Obviously i don't know the full story and maybe the device can only send them back that far but it still seems like a dumb idea, when they could just go back the time of the first civilizations or caveman era to deal with Humans.

1) Umm not all the Dinosaurs where plant eaters.
2) Something killed the dinosaurs off, before that Meteor hit and when the Meteor Hit.
3) That was followed by an Ice Age

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"Tis The Season, Fa la la la la LaFontaine" - Rick Jeanneret

im driving out to grand rapids tomorrow to pick up two axolotls from a breeder. im naming one "reynolds 2" a nod to the original reynolds, as well as a nod to the simpsons, when lisa named her black cat "snowball 2"

the other one is going to be much more proper, named "craig t nelson..." named after craig t nelson. craig t nelson is awesome. so. there you go.

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