jvaccaro6 wrote:
Wow...if I wasn't so sure my roommate and his parents would have me arrested the mother fucker would be laying a pool of his own teeth and blood.
We were cleaning the apartment, and when we got the to kitchen he says, "Hang on, I gotta email my buddy, and get the notes I need for class."
Fine whatever, I'll get started. He comes back 5 mins later, rinses out the sink and takes the trash bag out of the trash can, goes back to his room and starts playing video games. Well I say fuck it, I'm finishing with the stove, and quitting, he can take the trash out later.
Go back to the kitchen, the trash has leaked all over the floor, and there is an ooze of salad dressing and old lettuce (we have a garbage disposal too...) I say "fuckin eh, really?" out loud so he hears it. He watches me rebag the fucker, get cleaner, and soak it down. I get paper towels to clean it up, and finish up with all that. Notice I haven't lost my mind on him yet. I then just tell him, "We need paper towels when you got to wegmans tomorrow, we're on our last roll and I just used half of it cleaning up where the trash spilled" This fat fucking piece of cunt goes "Why didn't you just use one of your towels, I hate buying paper towels, they're too expensive" Keep in mind after he says this, he goes and sits infront of my 1100 dollar TV...He's lucky I signed a 12 month lease, otherwise he'd be laying in my living room and not sure which side is up right now...MOTHER FUCKER
That is where you go and take Your TV to your room or something.
Then you tell him to never touch your tv again.
But I'm tired.
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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.
Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.
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