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Author:  Van_Da_Man [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:41 pm ]
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Pi used to be 4, until Mike Grier beat it in a fight.

Author:  mechaphil [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:41 pm ]
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Mike Grier can divide by zero

Author:  icehound [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:43 pm ]
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Mike Grier is never offside - That's 'cos the blue line knows not to cross him.

Author:  mechaphil [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:43 pm ]
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The Mike Grier/Chuck Norris hybrid jokes are BRILLIANT!

Author:  Van_Da_Man [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:44 pm ]
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Mike Grier once told a cow to lay eggs. And what do you know? the cow died trying.

Author:  icehound [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:46 pm ]
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No one wore goaltending pads, until Mike Grier came along.

Author:  Howie Hodge [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:46 pm ]
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Mike Grier has actually been to Mars before. That's why there's no life there....

Author:  Howie Hodge [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:47 pm ]
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Mike Grier doesn't hunt; because hunt implies a probability of failure. Mike goes out to kill......

Author:  icehound [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:50 pm ]
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Mike Grier's fists are so fast that he warps time and serves his penalties in the previous game.

Author:  icehound [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:52 pm ]
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Mike Grier is so tough, pads cling to him for protection.

Author:  Van_Da_Man [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:52 pm ]
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Mike Grier once talked himself out of a fighting major. How? The fight was over before the refs turned around.

Author:  icehound [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:57 pm ]
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Lindy Ruff changed his name when he met Mike Grier - It used to be Lindy Tuff.

Author:  icehound [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:01 pm ]
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Mike Grier doesn't shoot pucks - They avoid him by seeking shelter in the net.

Author:  icehound [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:07 pm ]
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Mike Grier doesn't check opponents - They slam into the boards willingly, to appease him.

Author:  sabretoothpick [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:21 pm ]
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Mike Grier can kill two stones with one bird.

Author:  Sc's#1SabresFan [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:20 pm ]
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LMFAO!!!!

Author:  End The Curse [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:48 pm ]
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Mike Grier is Ditka?

Author:  icehound [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:50 am ]
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End The Curse wrote:
Mike Grier is Ditka?


Mike Ditka wishes he were Mike Grier; Mike Grier doesn't wish for anything, he's Mike Grier.

Author:  icehound [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:54 am ]
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Mike Grier is so tough, he scares his own reflection.

Author:  TRBirdman [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:54 am ]
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Youz guys are BRILLIANT! :lol:

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