I liked the one where the woman was on the Maury show 17 times trying to find the baby daddy for her daughter and I don't think she ever did.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

im so happy. i got my division champs shirt.. i also bought this. ill be honest and say i LOVE the canucks too. not as much as the sabres, but i love em.

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That's amazing, the human race rules

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

that is pretty funny. but you feel bad for the kid, as they will grow up not knowing their father or who he is, and neglected because the paternal bond is so strong, and when you have a parent who wont even claim you? sad.

i had a dream last year that my mom told me she didnt love me anymore. and i remember thinking it was real in the morning for a little while, and i was distraught. i mean tearing up. then it hit me.

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Well if a women isn't that much of a whore she doesn't have to worry about going on Maury to find out who the father is.

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It's going to be even worse if she ever stumbles across the episode, knowing that her mom slept with at least 17 men right before her conception.

But I remember the lady had a husband who was ~standing by her side~ during all the shenanigans.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

oh shit, i got an email telling me my canucks shirt will be sent out soon, but the division champs shirt wont be sent out till they receive them.. so im getting 2 different packages. will i even get the second package?

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You can only handle one package at a time?

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Hold my beer and watch this...

I will never buy anything from shop.NHL.com ever again...they ALWAYS fuck up my order. ALWAYSSSSS!

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

YAY!!

Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight!!

division champs is nice and all but i dont really care. i want conference champions banner then the cup.

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"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

well duhhh

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

As far as this being a told ya so thread, I think 4th or 5th may have been a reasonable expectation. Even in Lindy's post game interview he brought up the injuries which kept us out last year. Spacek was FAR from a key player on our roster, and Myers was a pleasant surprise. If there was any factor that was the 'told ya so' factor it was Myers, or maybe that Connolly could stay healthy. No one else(besides maybe Hank) played so beyond themselves that anyone could have predicted it.

"Lost Cause?
While the Sabres celebrated another Northeast crown, the Rangers saw their playoff hopes take a big hit. After Henrik Lundqvist was pulled in the second, New York lost 5-2 to Buffalo on Tuesday to remain 9th in the East"

Bwahahahahahaha per ESPN.go.com

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.