For those that want to hear the story in full:

My two friends were going back and fourth with a drunk ass Leaf's fan a few rows down. The guy walked up the stairs and got in their faces and wouldn't back off.

At this point, I was still wearing my caveman mask. Just a fun tidbit that makes this funnier.

Without the guy even seeing it coming, I wound up and gave him a full bitch slap across the face that was very, very audible.

Instead of jumping me like I thought he would try to do, he back away slowly and walked down the stairs flipping us off.

What a pussy. lol.