i never burned couches in college. and western is a notorious party school.

wait...

thats a lie. i DID burn couches! i forgot about that night till just now. dumpster fires too!

no, i do like state. i know a ton of people there. hell, my grandpa played sparty football. but i am a michigan fan, so athletically, i dont like MSU. but this all started out as a joke. dont take it personally. its a fine school

but the running joke here is not that state burns couches and riots. its how often they do it. they riot at the drop of a hat. usually based on MSU basketball results in march madness.

No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.