I heard we are sending out Drew Stafford to get Ovechkin, Derek Roy to get Stamkos, Pominville for Daniel Sedin, and Connolly for Henrik Sedin. We are also giving away Sekera for Pronger, oh Monty is leaving us to acquire Chara. I also hear that Rob Niedermayer is leaving to acquire Datsyuk, Lalime will be gone to bring in a better backup to Miller. Rivet leaves and Scott Niedermayer un-retires, we trade away Butler for Drew Doughty, Grier for Jeff Carter, Hecht for Zetterberg and Gerbe for Jarome Iginla and well that leaves us with these as our lines.

Vanek, Sedin, Sedin
Ovechkin, Stamkos, Ennis
Zetterberg, Datsyuk, Inginla
Kaleta, Carter, McCormick

Myers Chara
Pronger Doughty
Niedmayer Leopold
Morrisonn

Miller
New Goalie who never plays.

This is just what I'm hearing when Pegula takes over the team. He's willing to pay 88.192 million on those players, except for Scotty Nidermayer, since he's retired we don't know how much he would ask for, plus since we don't have a backup anymore really, keep him off the record books and istead pay him under the table.

I'm hearing rumors of a trade to Detroit that has Datsyuk coming to Buffalo for Rob Niedermeyer a bucket of hot wings and Ryan Miller will be on loan to them for the remaining portion of the season.

And the funniest thing is that none of these players would buy into Lindy's system!!!

No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.