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End The Curse
 Post subject: Hecht Watch
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:05 pm 
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Jochen Hecht
Salary: $3.8 million dollars
Stats after 20 games: 2 goals (one EN), 2 assists, 4 points, -2 (+/-).
Expanded Stats: 8 hits, 7 BS, 46% FO, Penalties Drawn/60min: 1.4, TOI/game: 16:44
Projected Final Stats:

Goals: 8
Assists: 8
Points: 16
Hits: 32
BS: 28
Penalties Drawn: 28


For comparison, let's look at Pat Kaleta's numbers.

Pat Kaleta
Salary: $522,000
Stats after 20 games: 3 goals, 3 assists, 6 points, +7 (+/-).
Expanded Stats: 55 hits, 10 BS, Penalties Drawn/60min: 5.8, TOI/game: 10:26

Projected Final Stats:

Goals: 12
Assists: 12
Points: 24
Hits: 220
BS: 40
Penalties Drawn: 100

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 Post subject: Re: Hecht Watch
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:07 pm 
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I'm lost on the BS part.

And we all know Hecht sucks, stop rubbing it in on us.

EDIT: I see, Blocked Shots.

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 Post subject: Re: Hecht Watch
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:26 pm 
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ETC,

Do you have a watch with a picture of Hecht on it? I know that you know, that I know that you know damn well that Hecht ain't going anywhere :mrgreen: .

I do support him and his salary going somewhere, but I will faint, wake up, and eat tofu for lunch, if anything ever changes with his status as a Sabre. I will also send you a large bottle of your favorite beverage for being correct.

Remember the company byline - he is one of our best defensive forwards!!

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 Post subject: Re: Hecht Watch
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:29 pm 
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Hecht Watch?
Ya, I bought one of them there fancy Hecht Watches 6 years ago.
The dam thing stopped running 3 yrs ago. Dam german junk ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Hecht Watch
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:31 pm 
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Of course nothing will happen with Hecht this year or next, but in my opinion Hecht will go down in Sabres history as the worst ever return on investment. I'm only making sure as many people as possible appreciate the enormity of the fail.

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 Post subject: Re: Hecht Watch
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:39 pm 
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End The Curse wrote:
Of course nothing will happen with Hecht this year or next, but in my opinion Hecht will go down in Sabres history as the worst ever return on investment. I'm only making sure as many people as possible appreciate the enormity of the fail.


Phew,

For a minute there I thought you were going to post that he was traded, and that I was going to have to actually eat tofu!! :crying-green:

I am hoping Pomminville can improve his game a bit, so as to not give Hecht a run for his money!!

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 Post subject: Re: Hecht Watch
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:44 pm 
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Seeing Hecht on the ice makes me sick. The fact that he's getting 16 minutes per game makes me sicker. The fact that he has an A on his chest makes me sickest.


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daz28
 Post subject: Re: Hecht Watch
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:23 pm 
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I believe there is a vacant sign on the 190 just dying for a new slogan????? If you don't mind me hijacking the thread a bit, maybe we can start the drive here, now!

What anti-Hecht sentiment can we get from the letters "Fire Dick Jauron"?


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 Post subject: Re: Hecht Watch
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:29 pm 
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slesh wrote:
Hecht Watch?
Ya, I bought one of them there fancy Hecht Watches 6 years ago.
The dam thing stopped running 3 yrs ago. Dam german junk ;)


nicely done :clap:

Hey front office, why do you feel the need to continually wear a broken watch?!?!?


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MakinItLookMean
 Post subject: Re: Hecht Watch
PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:00 pm 
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how about coming up with some acronyms for this clown....

H - he E -even C - can't H - heave T - tin cans.....

i know kind of corny but i am sure someone can come up with a better one

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MakinItLookMean
 Post subject: Re: Hecht Watch
PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:01 pm 
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how about coming up with some acronyms for this clown....

H - he E -even C - can't H - heave T - tin cans.....

i know kind of corny but i am sure someone can come up with a better one

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"It is more about them than it is about the team...Cannot play with them, cannot win with them, cannot coach with them. Can't do it. I want winners. I want people that want to win." - Mike Singletary

Tyler Myers - Future captain of the Buffalo Sabres, and future Norris Trophy Winner

Manning the machine gun on the Tyler Myers Bandwagon - just in case any teams have an idea of prying him away from us (3 GM's shot already)

Connolly/Roy - 2 goals in the last 47 playoff games


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 Post subject: Re: Hecht Watch
PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:29 pm 
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Never liked him.. Never will, unless he changes which he prolly won't..

Ill support a "Trade/Cut Hecht" billboard on the 190...

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 Post subject: Re: Hecht Watch
PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:34 pm 
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Another anti Hecht thread. yay

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