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| Author: | Sabresfansince1980 [ Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
The Sabres have stayed in great shape this season, while the rest of the league has mysteriously suffered some of the same injuries that struck them for the past two seasons. Kevin Bieksa and others have suffered sliced ankle tendons (Paul Gaustad). There have been all kinds of injuries to goalies, including ankle injuries (Miller). Booth and a few others have had concussions (Connolly). Now Selanne got a broken jaw last night (Vanek). So what's going on? Who or what gets the credit for this reverse karma? I'm going to offer... - Darcy is using a voodoo doll in his office - the training staff has turned the training room into a shrine to the hockey gods, they pray everyday - the head trainer uses an ancient mystic salve on any bump, bruise, or muscle pull - the team consults with a mysterious shaman that transfers any injury to a player on another team - the team got a great deal on some HGH this season Whatever the reason, I think they were due to not have so much bad luck in the injury dept this season. It's just extra that other teams are suffering so much at the same time. |
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| Author: | PuckSniperPensel [ Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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| Author: | Sabresfansince1980 [ Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
Oh don't worry, I'm not superstitious. I'll bet it's the shaman though. |
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| Author: | acrossthelines [ Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
I was thinking about this exact thing the other day. It dawned on me that we really haven't had any injuries this season, while typically the Sabres would have three or four guys out at this point in the season. They've certainly benefited from it. It's gotta be magic. |
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| Author: | CriminallyVu1gar [ Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
mike grier. |
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| Author: | mechaphil [ Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
CriminallyVu1gar wrote: mike grier.
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| Author: | Los9090 [ Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
Don't jinx it pleeeease |
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| Author: | Sabresfansince1980 [ Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
Magic...jinxing??? You guys are crazy if you believe that stuff. Mystic salve and shamans have WAY more power than that stuff. |
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| Author: | Timbo Slice [ Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
I've thought this like, the whole season. It's really, really weird. I think this is one of those years where everything is going right. |
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| Author: | daz28 [ Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
I heard that Ruff bought some wigs and lipstick, and he had them playing roller derby in the off-season. Don't tell anyone else though. |
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| Author: | Hammygoodness [ Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
daz28 wrote: I heard that Ruff bought some wigs and lipstick, and he had them playing roller derby in the off-season. Don't tell anyone else though. I'd pay to see that. Wait, no I wouldn't. Ham |
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| Author: | daz28 [ Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
Timmay is NOT allowed to participate in roller derby. No matter what the charity. Actually, it does sound like a great charity event, doesn't it? I mean the players would have to like it more than the same old crap, and the fans would ACTUALLY be enjoying themselves. |
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| Author: | psychemedisabrefan [ Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
yea i'm with the majority don't jinx anything. |
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| Author: | jvaccaro6 [ Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
Steriods |
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| Author: | daz28 [ Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
If this wasn't a jinx, I've never seen one. |
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| Author: | Squanto [ Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
They're siphoning off a little dark magic from the FIOS commercial. |
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| Author: | CriminallyVu1gar [ Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
Squanto wrote: They're siphoning off a little dark magic from the FIOS commercial. wow I totally dropped the ball on making that joke |
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| Author: | NYIntensity [ Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
daz28 wrote: Timmay is NOT allowed to participate in roller derby. No matter what the charity. Timmay got pasted last night and was no worse for wear. |
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| Author: | Howie Hodge [ Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
Law of averages........ 
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| Author: | motzie12ak [ Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why have the Sabres stayed healthy? |
they've been eating their Wheaties. It's the only logical explanation. |
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