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Author:  Van_Da_Man [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:44 pm ]
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Last year was obviously not the brightest for our team and certain million dollar men... But this year I have drunk some really good cool-aid and feel that we have a chance to see some rebounds from not only Tallinder but Hecht as well. Although Tallinder is the only one who has a shot to live up to that contract, I think that both might play a hell of a lot better then last year when our only leaders were Gausdad and Rivet.

So dream on Sabres fans, because I will not yell obscenities at Hecht, Tallinder or any other player until I see them SUCK BALLS in the regular season. And no, preseason does not count. :dance:
Author:  icehound [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:47 pm ]
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...just let me know when they suck balls...so I can cover my eyes, or look away. That kind of stuff upsets my stomach...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  icehound [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:57 pm ]
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When Chuck Norris wants to impress the ladies, he puts on his Mike Grier jersey.
Author:  MakinItLookMean [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:05 pm ]
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it's easy to be optimistic for a new season....i think most fans are...personally i am not getting excited in terms of hoping we will be good....not with this squad.....
i will be optimistic though that maybe hecht & tallinder are traded soon (HAHAHAHAHAHA)....or that they may suffer career ending injuries.....

but then you would have to hop on darcy's bandwagon and HOPE some of the youngins like myers, gerbe, kennedy make the squad AND do well....

seems like to many if, and's, or but's for this team to do well this year imo...not unless darcy starts doing something....

am i excited to see some hockey? yeah.....am i excited to see the sabres again ? yeah....am i optimistic....it's tough to be....
Author:  fly as hale [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:10 pm ]
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rbochan wrote:
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Mike Grier.

:lol:
Author:  icehound [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:16 pm ]
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas, and Chuck Norris wears Mike Grier pyjamas...
Author:  mechaphil [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:16 pm ]
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When Mike Grier does push-ups, he's moving the planet downward instead.
Author:  mechaphil [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:17 pm ]
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I sense the beginning of something epic...
Author:  icehound [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:18 pm ]
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Mike Grier invented the word "epic"...right after he invented water.
Author:  ironyisadeadscene [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:19 pm ]
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oh god, not recycled chuck norris jokes with someone elses name filling the blank. i hate those jokes. chuck norris sucked. didnt anyone ever see walker texas ranger? SERIOUSLY?

fuck chuck norris.
Author:  mechaphil [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:19 pm ]
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Mike Grier wears a ring that features a unicorn with a raging erection. If I were emblazoned on Mike Grier's ring, I'd have a raging erection, too.
Author:  Van_Da_Man [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:20 pm ]
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Mike Grier makes gold by punching yellow M&M's.
Author:  icehound [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:22 pm ]
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Mike Grier doesn't shit - He pretends he's not looking and lets the feces escape.
Author:  mechaphil [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:24 pm ]
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Mike Grier wrote the first edition of Oxford's English Dictionary. The definition to every word was, "A shorthanded breakaway"
Author:  icehound [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:28 pm ]
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Mike Grier has killed so many penalties that they're on the endangered species list.
Author:  Howie Hodge [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:33 pm ]
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Mike Grier's tears can cure cancer; too bad he's never cried......
Author:  Howie Hodge [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:34 pm ]
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Mike Grier is such a cerebral player that he has counted to infinity before; twice!
Author:  Crosscheck [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:36 pm ]
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Every time you masturbate, Mike Grier kills a kitten.

wait...I'm mixing up my internet memes.
Author:  icehound [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:37 pm ]
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Everytime you masturbate Mike Grier kills a penalty.
Author:  icehound [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:39 pm ]
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Shakira's hips don't lie - That's because they met Mike Grier.
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