Apparently Lindy didn't think painting his sticks pink and making him carry a purse was enough.

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If that poor sack ever sees these forums he'd probably cry. We are relentlessly brutal in regards to Staff-infection. I love it.

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"I can't really hear what Jeremy says, because I got my two Stanley Cup Rings plugging my ears...." -Patrick Roy in reference to Jeremy Roenick's trash talking

Did you guys read the Puck Daddy post about those jerseys? They interviewed a bunch of lady bloggers and hockey fans, and one of them actually called those collar rhinestones "vajazzling" ROFL

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mechaphil

Yeah, I read it....funny as hell.

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You forgot his new hockey pants.

I actually dig those; if my chick had 'em, that'd be badass.

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I'd prefer a chick in a sabres thong

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Chick in a vintage Sabres jersey and nothing else, thanks.

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mechaphil

I don't like the tapered ladies jerseys. Something about the baggy old CCM's is a real turn on. I've requested the wearing of my white 96-06 jersey on several occasions....good times

And yeah, if Staffy-Poo ever checked out SabresJunkie, he'd have a fucking complex...

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"Let's just trap Sekera in the caverns underneath HSBC arena." -BlueandYellow

Reporter: "Steve, you guys now lead the league in defensive scoring."
Montador: "It's probably because of how good-looking we are."

His nickname is Hellen Keller. How would he be able to read it?

Maybe someone translates the statement into braille?

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Wait he's deaf too... Shit...

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Im tellin ya, pink sticks and pink skates for that stiff, until he stops playing like a girl (no offense ladies)... and if he keeps playing like a girl, the name on the back of his jersey gets changed to "cream-puff" .... in pink....

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I'm goign to root hard for him next season! Why? Because I like being the center of controversy, he's a US guy so you have to stick in there a little longer, and because if he has a breakout 50+ point season I get to look smart for the first time in my life!!!

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"I love that you know how to do that." Cheryl/Carol/Crystal

"And I love that I have an erection that doesn't involve homeless people." Kreiger

We're all rooting for ya buddy.

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Rest in Peace Nani. 10/3/10

Gerbacity



"Grier coming in over the line. He leaves it to Gaustad. The shot. THEY SCOOOREE!! RING UP ANOTHER ONE FOR THE GOOSE!!! HONK IF YA HEAR THE GOOSE!! 3-0 BUFFALO!"

+1

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

I want nothing but for him to succeed. He's a Sabre.

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Then give him a pink stick... pink skates and "Cream Puff" in the back of his jersey, in pink... and I bet $100 he plays like his ass is on fire!

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of course this is all pretty good.... BUT get to 7:20 and you'll see what Lindy and Darcy SHOULD be doing with Stafford's sticks....

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Pink helmet and put on some make-up.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.