It seems, to our dismay, that you will be wearing the blue and gold for at least part of another year. Thus we are stuck with the player I have dubbed "Helen Keller." It would please us all if you could appear to give a crap more than 25% of the time. I don't know if anyone told you this, but you are 6-2, and 202 pounds. Tyler Ennis and Tim Kennedy are harder to knock off the puck than you. Can you add them together and even make one of you?

Anyways, a lot of us are sick of seeing you put up slightly better stats than Paul Gaustad. Gaustad couldn't beat deceased cattle back to the puck for icing if you gave him a jetpack. You're a first round draft pick for god's sakes. Gaustad was taken 207 spots after you. And at least Gaustad wins faceoffs and beats the piss out of Ovechkin every once in a while

We all loved the way you stood up for Chris Drury in 06-07, but seriously, where did that player go? Did Chris Neil swipe your testicles after he finished beating your ass? Man, what happened? You're like a less dweeby, more musical version of Clarke MacArthur.

Seriously, the majority of us are ready to knock you unconscious with your drums and sodomize you with your guitar.

Signed,
The Fans

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This thread made me smile.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

that was great.

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"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

i still like stafford.

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There is a guy who I work with looks like a hotter version of Drew Stafford. I have a crush on him but he is my manager's brother so I feel like it would be weird to ~pursue~ it.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

Go for it.

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Two words... Job Security.

Assuming you do it right.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

do you really think Fly would do it wrong?

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Dear Drew Stafford,

After reviewing considerable tape in the off season, it has come to the attention of the front office and coaching staff that you are currently playing like a girl (no offense to any ladies that may end up with this memo). We are unaware of where your testicles have gone to. Management and the coaching staff have decided that the best course of action, is to paint every one of your sticks pink. You will be required to play with a pink stick until the time that you no longer play like a girl (no offense to any ladies that may end up reading this memo). If you continue your girly play into this season, we will also require you to play with pink skates.

We hope this addresses the matter at hand. Please, locate your testicles, reattach accordingly, so we do not have to take further action.

Sincerely,
Lindy Ruff

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couldn't Drew have played just a bit better so Burke could have been sold on his upside? I mean he couldn't even play well enough for the "needs a change of scenery" excuse.

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If your having goal problems, I feel bad for ya son....we got 99 problems but Vanek ain't one!

I agree with everything said here but don't forget that Stafford has given us all something no other Sabre has done...His Festivus Video. At least we have that.

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"Every time I think you say the dumbest thing ever...you keep on talkin' " - Hank Hill
"Starting today, the Buffalo Sabres' reason for existence will be to win a Stanley Cup" - Terry Pegula

So Stafford on the wing and Festivus for the rest of us.

Seinfeld sucks.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

hahaha "dweeb" is the exact word I'd use to desribe Clarke MacArthur

Stafford better have a Hecht-type turnaround season, or he'll be put on the next plane out of town. Infact, I'm willing to drive him to the airport..

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"Let's just trap Sekera in the caverns underneath HSBC arena." -BlueandYellow

Reporter: "Steve, you guys now lead the league in defensive scoring."
Montador: "It's probably because of how good-looking we are."

Seinfeld haters=Communists

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"Every time I think you say the dumbest thing ever...you keep on talkin' " - Hank Hill
"Starting today, the Buffalo Sabres' reason for existence will be to win a Stanley Cup" - Terry Pegula

I agree, but I don't hate Jews! lol

In fact I am basically in love with Sarah Silverman.

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"I love that you know how to do that." Cheryl/Carol/Crystal

"And I love that I have an erection that doesn't involve homeless people." Kreiger

Sarah Silverman would be a good comedian if she was funny.

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Dear Drew,

Way back when, I was very high on you and you so-called "potential". I even bought an signed picture of you, and got it framed. Unfortunately, my feelings on your game have changed quite a bit since then;

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Prove me wrong, Drew...

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"Let's just trap Sekera in the caverns underneath HSBC arena." -BlueandYellow

Reporter: "Steve, you guys now lead the league in defensive scoring."
Montador: "It's probably because of how good-looking we are."

Niice.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Haha, hilarious.

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