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| Author: | SABRESAllTheWay [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Playoff office Warfare |
So, one of my "colleagues" is a Flyers fan. Sad, I know, I know. I'm pretty much starting some playoff office warfare. I am not going to let it get _too_ out of hand, but why not shove a potential Sabres series win in a Flyers fans face. It's almost a dream of mine, kind of a bucket list thing. What types of things should I do? Remember though, this has to be safe for the office. |
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| Author: | SABRESAllTheWay [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
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| Author: | CriminallyVu1gar [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
Steal his car and drive it into the ocean. |
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| Author: | PuckSniperPensel [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
CriminallyVu1gar wrote: Steal his car and drive it into the ocean. This. 
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| Author: | Vanek_Fanatic_26 [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
Search Jim pranking Dwight on Youtube. Any of those should work... |
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| Author: | Stuuuuuuu [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
Change the screensaver/wallpaper on his computer to a sabres emblem or a message like "Flyers suck". Print out Sabres logos, and when he steps away from his desk, tape them into the drawers of his desk so he sees them when he opens them. |
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| Author: | Seanothan27 [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
CriminallyVu1gar wrote: Steal his car and drive it into the ocean.
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| Author: | BlueandYellow [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
Fuck up his printer with a baseball bat in slow motion in a field. |
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| Author: | sabres1996 [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
Wack off and ejaculate into his coffee. |
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| Author: | Montalo [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
give me a sec, i have an idea |
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| Author: | SABRESAllTheWay [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
Montalo wrote: give me a sec, i have an idea You're quick..... (giggity) |
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| Author: | BlueandYellow [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
sabres1996 wrote: Wack off and ejaculate into his coffee. 
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| Author: | Montalo [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
SABRESAllTheWay wrote: Montalo wrote: give me a sec, i have an idea You're quick..... (giggity) never mind on speed, i need to download better software, because i cant do what i need to in gimp |
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| Author: | sabres1996 [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
BlueandYellow wrote: sabres1996 wrote: Wack off and ejaculate into his coffee. 
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| Author: | CriminallyVu1gar [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
Fuck with the autocorrect on his computer so every word he types changes to Sabres. |
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| Author: | bigC24 [ Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
CriminallyVu1gar wrote: Fuck with the autocorrect on his computer so every word he types changes to Sabres. Along with this thought, change his homepage on whatever browser he uses to Sabres.com. |
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| Author: | sabretoothpick [ Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
Set an auto-singature in his email-account that says "Go Sabres" |
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| Author: | useful fictions [ Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
time an alarm that you've hidden in his cubicle to go off at a specific time that plays the sabre dance. get one of those motion detectable halloween monsters that makes noise and change the recording to rick jeanneret calling a goal (don't ask me, i wouldn't know how to do it). don't forget to tape a picture of rick jeanneret's face over it first. if he has a mini-fridge, clear it out and pack it full of ryan miller's breakaway barrier ice cream. when he opens it and dons that look of bewilderment say, "oh yeah, sorry you keep getting shut out by miller. you've gotta admit, though, it's good." |
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| Author: | Displaced Fan [ Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
Whenever we win just walk slowly by his desk in a pair of sweet Chips style sunglasses and say "Ooooh, yeah". Don''t forget the double hand index finger point. |
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| Author: | AudSabres [ Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Playoff office Warfare |
Find something that he uses quite often at work and wrap it in about 3 or 4 rolls of Blue & Gold hockey tape. Like his mouse or something. |
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