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Stuuuuuuu
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:46 pm 
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I don't know about you all, but I feel he seems to be having trouble bringing his A game. I can smell the desperation.

But hey, we've all been there and we all know what it's like when you haven't scored in a while. You start trying harder, testing out new things. Maybe you start growing your hair in the hope it'll change your luck.

Pretty soon your friends are trying to set you up all the time. It's like they're more worried about setting you up than scoring themselves. But that just puts more pressure on you and you start gripping your stick too hard.

So you put an all-out effort into it and start doing really flashy things out there, scrambling around back and forth, maybe trying a little too hard too overcompensate for your comparatively small stature. But in the end you're just beating around the bush with all this back-and-forth when what you really need is penetration.

Well, here's hoping that someone opens up their 5-hole for Tyler soon.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:58 pm 
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Stuuuuuuu wrote:
I don't know about you all, but I feel he seems to be having trouble bringing his A game. I can smell the desperation.

But hey, we've all been there and we all know what it's like when you haven't scored in a while. You start trying harder, testing out new things. Maybe you start growing your hair in the hope it'll change your luck.

Pretty soon your friends are trying to set you up all the time. It's like they're more worried about setting you up than scoring themselves. But that just puts more pressure on you and you start gripping your stick too hard.

So you put an all-out effort into it and start doing really flashy things out there, scrambling around back and forth, maybe trying a little too hard too overcompensate for your comparatively small stature. But in the end you're just beating around the bush with all this back-and-forth when what you really need is penetration.

Well, here's hoping that someone opens up their 5-hole for Tyler soon.




Awesome :)


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Stuuuuuuu
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:01 pm 
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Thanks. I was beginning to think that was a total bomb.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:17 pm 
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If this continues I will open my 5 hole for him if it means future offensive production.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:24 pm 
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I offered first. This is bullshit.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:25 pm 
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ksquier89 wrote:
I offered first. This is bullshit.


no, i was calling dibs on your five hole. do you not know how this works?

new posters i tell ya...

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Stuuuuuuu
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:28 pm 
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Well somebody needs to spread 'em. Boy needs to get his groove back.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:28 pm 
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lol. You would not sacrafice your cornhole for the greater good?


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lol. You would not sacrafice your cornhole for the greater good?


i guess you arnt a chick like a thought. dibs rescinded.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:48 pm 
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:lol: at the exchange in this thread.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:15 pm 
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backthatSASSup wrote:
:lol: at the exchange in this thread.

LOL. The question has still not been answered, irony. Regardless of you being straight or not. Would you sacrifice your cornhole for the greater good?


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:30 pm 
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Do you think Tyler Ennis would fuck a dude in the ass if given the opportunity, and if he believed it would make him score more goals?

I think the real question here is Ennis' devotion to the greater good.

If not, Beth has a job to do.

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Holy fucking fuck...Boyes couldn't suck a dick if it landed in his mouth.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:33 pm 
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Do you think Tyler Ennis would fuck a dude in the ass if given the opportunity, and if he believed it would make him score more goals?

I think the real question here is Ennis' devotion to the greater good.

If not, Beth has a job to do.

Lol no I do not think he would. i would hope not at least lol. I was just trying to get some laughs.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:51 pm 
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ksquier89 wrote:
NYIntensity wrote:
Do you think Tyler Ennis would fuck a dude in the ass if given the opportunity, and if he believed it would make him score more goals?

I think the real question here is Ennis' devotion to the greater good.

If not, Beth has a job to do.

Lol no I do not think he would. i would hope not at least lol. I was just trying to get some laughs.


Ennis should be willing to do anything to produce. No questions asked. No exceptions.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:14 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:04 pm 
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ksquier89 wrote:
If this continues I will open my 5 hole for him if it means future offensive production.


man that sounds kind gross lol

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I think he needs to keep Jobu happy.

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Ehle_Aficionado wrote:
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Ennis is frustrated so the hair is coming off as we speak. 4:13 PM

Hilarious! It would be funny if he liked tracked what people were saying, saw this thread, and decided to hit the clubs in Tampa determined to get laid.


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