I actually thought that'd say "Caro lovezzz da Shmilz"

I was trying to be Facebook-esq. But if this were a real-life conversation, I'd definitely be saying, "Lovezzz da Shmilzzzz"

Miller is overrated.

TOSKALA IS BETTER BAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I think you'd be saying something more along the lines of 'RYAN MILLER DO ME RIGHTNOW'. ;p

I say that every time I see him. He hasn't obliged yet. Prick.

I'll be impressed when Miller is a top of the scoring board. Until then he's an overpaid hack. How many touch downs does he have? Plus I have yet to see him strike anyone out in the bottom of the ninth. Amateur.

Exactly, not a good enough two way player. I expect Markus or ferret to chime in soon.

Miller is many things but above all he is a gentleman. A lady of any nature must be treated as if she were the pinnacle of her gender. This is why he has yet to accept your offer. Instead you should ask him to treat you to a night out on the town with all the glits and glam a lady of your quality deserves. Then you need to seductively suggest that if all goes well there will be some hanky panky back at your place or his. If this doesn't work then you should go balls out, aka show more side boob.

This is how I view the world people. Either get on board or gtfo.