“I’ll tell you one thing — this is unbelievable,” Kane told the crowd from the podium. “I’ll tell you one thing, I’ll try to keep my shirt on all summer. For all the cab drivers out there, I love you.”

Winger Patrick Sharp greeted the crowd by saying: “What’s up, Chicago! Anyone want Pat Kane’s cell phone number?”

That link caused like 4 pop-ups on my work computer here, more than all the other sites I've visited today combined.

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How long was the parade route? I'm trying to imagine 2 million people in the street and it seems impossible unless it was a huge area.

"When he reached the rally site, he tossed tennis balls into the crowd. Someone even threw him a football, which he gladly grabbed and hurled back into the crowd.

Then someone tossed Kane a beer. He cracked it open, let the suds overflow and took a big swig to huge cheers.

He poured beer into the Stanley Cup and drank from it. Then it was Toews’ turn to taste a little beer from the cup."

awesome

If scientists can tell how much oil is shooting from the ocean floor