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Author:  CriminallyVu1gar [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:29 am ]
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I think most of us remember Bud Light's Real Men of Genius campaign a few years back. I found this online:

Ten of college hockey's "Real Men of Genius"

• Mr. Perfect Figure 8 Zamboni Driver

• Mr. Yells "Shoot!" Every Time The Puck Goes To The Point On The Power Play

• Ms. Scantily Clad Coed Sitting at the Glass Behind the Home Bench

• Mr. Even Up Those Power Plays Official

• Upper Deck Guy Who Protests Offside Call Made 300 Yards Away

• Mr. Message Board Conspiracy Theorist

• Mr. Leave School Early with Nowhere To Go in Hopes that Vancouver Will Sign You

• Guy Who Holds A Five-Year Grudge About "No-Call" at NCAA Regional

• Mr. Overly Unsportsmanlike Dive Taker

• The "We Didn't Get Beat, We Beat Ourselves" Coach


What else ya got?
Author:  sabresrocker56 [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:37 am ]
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Mr. "Hit Somebody!" whenever they go near the boards, even when it would be boarding.
Author:  SABRESAllTheWay [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:39 am ]
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Mr Standup by the glass when the players skate by you to be on tv guy
Author:  Skyline_BNR34 [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:52 am ]
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Mr. Grumpy fan whose team is losing at an away game guy.
Author:  daz28 [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:37 am ]
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Mr. that hit was dirty every time someone is injured.
Author:  Sabretooth [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:26 am ]
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Mr. Buffalo Development Man Who Knows Absolutely No Shit About Hockey
Author:  Skyline_BNR34 [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:37 am ]
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Mr. Boo players who left your team 5 years ago man.
Author:  Sabretooth [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:40 am ]
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Mr. General manager who lacks balls and brain to acquire players with the right NHL experience to win Stanley Cup championships because the fax machine is unplugged or broken
Author:  Sabresfansince1980 [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:13 pm ]
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Mr. "if I were GM" guy that always knows better with his 20/20 hindsight glasses.

Mr. bang on the glass behind the end boards because THIS TIME it will distract the d-man and cause a TO and goal.
Author:  Wozniak [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:21 pm ]
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daz28 wrote:
Mr. that hit was dirty every time someone is injured.

Mr "Thats a penalty" every time someone from his team gets hit guy.



i sat next to one of these people. i wanted to kill him.
Author:  X-pensfan [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:26 pm ]
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Mr. suffocate that hooker after dumpster sex after a loss guy.

...what? :)
Author:  BlueandYellow [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:41 pm ]
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Mr. This Trade Should and Will Happen Even Though It's a Crappy Trade Idea Guy.
Author:  ironyisadeadscene [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:52 pm ]
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Sabretooth wrote:
Mr. General manager who lacks balls and brain to acquire players with the right NHL experience to win Stanley Cup championships because the fax machine is unplugged or broken


yeah, we really needed michael zigomanis.
Author:  daz28 [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:09 pm ]
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Wozniak wrote:
Mr "Thats a penalty" every time someone from his team gets hit guy.



i sat next to one of these people. i wanted to kill him.

You didn't happen to be in MTL were you? haha

maybe we just call this guy Mr. Hab

i like this thread
Author:  Sabretooth [ Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:18 am ]
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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
Sabretooth wrote:
Mr. General manager who lacks balls and brain to acquire players with the right NHL experience to win Stanley Cup championships because the fax machine is unplugged or broken


yeah, we really needed michael zigomanis.


Mr. A broken fax machine helped me win a Stanley Cup to cap my career guy
Author:  Wozniak [ Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:02 pm ]
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daz28 wrote:
Wozniak wrote:
Mr "Thats a penalty" every time someone from his team gets hit guy.



i sat next to one of these people. i wanted to kill him.

You didn't happen to be in MTL were you? haha

maybe we just call this guy Mr. Hab

i like this thread

no, i went to the Buffalo at Chicago game in the fall and this hawks fan behind me wanted a penalty every time a Hawks player fell down.
Author:  Markus [ Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:55 pm ]
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Wozniak wrote:
daz28 wrote:
Wozniak wrote:
Mr "Thats a penalty" every time someone from his team gets hit guy.



i sat next to one of these people. i wanted to kill him.

You didn't happen to be in MTL were you? haha

maybe we just call this guy Mr. Hab

i like this thread

no, i went to the Buffalo at Chicago game in the fall and this hawks fan behind me wanted a penalty every time a Hawks player fell down.


I shit I was going to say the same thing to him. Damn Habs fans.
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