My room is in the basement. Outside my door is a recliner chair, with a stuffed pink cat (belongs to my sister) sitting on it.

Every time I leave my room. Every single time, I find one of the cats (same cat) straddling the thing. He looks up, our eyes meet awkwardly for a split second, and then he runs away.

I know he's humping that damn stuffed pink cat (greatest vagina euphemism ever?). I've caught him doing it to other stuffed animals before.



Take this thread where you will...

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

I like the fact that your cat feels shame

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Hold my beer and watch this...

robot chicken episode just came to my mind.

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Pics or it didn't happen.

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weirdo

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

What if it's not shame, but a hopeful look. A look that beckons, "Join us...". BUt of course a window like that can only stay open for so long, then it's just creepy, I would imagine.

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"I love that you know how to do that." Cheryl/Carol/Crystal

"And I love that I have an erection that doesn't involve homeless people." Kreiger

This is so god damn awesome, it made my night,

I once caught an old boss with his finger that far up his nose that he was tickling his frontal lobe. I didn't stick around long enough to know what he did with his findings but I also never shook his hand ever again. Neither did anyone else once I informed them he was digging for gold

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

This has to be the funniest thing i'll hear for a few days!

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Just recently, I was at my bf's cottage with his entire family and extended family. He was feeling pretty sick, so we went upstairs to one of the bedrooms to lay down (incidentally, I ended up getting a fever later that night which ended up being strep throat, but I didn't know it at the time). We were spooning under the cvovers and a spot of my back was hurting really bad, so I asked him to rub it. He finally hits the spot that really hurts and I moaned, "oh yeah right there, oh my god!" RIGHT AS HIS UNCLE WALKED IN. He's like, "oops, sorry guys!" I was so embarrassed. We weren't even doing anything!

ok now THAT is the funniest thing i'll hear!!!

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The timing couldn't have been more impeccable. It was soooo embarrassing.

i got caught masturbating when i was like 14. good times.

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Think about his uncle haha!

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I've never seen my parents, but I have heard them. I am not sure which one is worse.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Earplugs?

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Revenge is sweet... Revenge is best served cold... Revenge is ice cream.

By who?

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My mom found porn on my computer when I was a college Freshman or Sophomore I think. Oops, lol.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Got walked in on by my gay friend while I was sexxing my then-girlfriend. He kind of awkwardly stared at the weird heteros doin it, then got embarrassed he walked in on us and split.

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mechaphil

Oh my god. I could just imagine what he did when he walked out.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.