A few months ago I posted a cryptic deal about being accused of a crime. Well now I can talk about it.

A friend of mine had been helping me prepare for an art show and I was at his place a few times. Out of the blue his kid said I "touched" him. Never been alone with the kid, never wrestled with him, never helped him potty...nothing. My friend actually hugged me and said he was sorry because he knew I didn't do it but his ex (who doesn't know me) flipped and wanted my head on a platter. So 2,500 bucks later and three months of shit it turns out the kid's family is so fucked up he latched onto me for attention and without understanding the context of what he was saying, thought he'd get attention. Well I had a minor melt down, thought I was gonna end up in prison and be ass raped, have my kids taken from me etc etc.

I lost a lot of money from not doing shows downtown and teaching because of this.

If I was a dick to anyone here over the last few months I'm sorry. I've been kind of worn for awhile. Things are fine now though I don't think I'll ever get an apology from the parents. I'm planning a 40 mile hike on the Colorado Trail to kind of be my version of an end to this shit so in June if anyone wants you can join me out here.

i know this is heavy but a few of you pm'd me and I just thought I'd finally explain.

I dobn't even know if he even said it. He told his mom apparently, who is a crazy fucking cunt, but the councelors said he didn't mention a peep about it in all the sessions they had. His mom is actually a rival art gallery owner and this all popped up right after i had a super succesful show. Not saying it was all made up but it sure is fishy.