Why do people that have so much going for them end up trying to kill themselves.

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just call me Brad

Twitter @BUrbanowicz13

Holy crap...stabbing yourself nine times takes serious conviction.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

It's depressing.

Artie Lange is the Jim Belushi of the current generation. I don't mean he's as talented as Belushi, I just mean a brilliant comic who's self destructiveness cuts their careers short.

Holy fucking shit

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mechaphil

Are there two people named Artie lange...because the guy i'm familiar with doesnt really deserve such glowing praise as "A Brilliant comic" or "Having so much going for him."

I guess I've missed a lot, but isnt he just some stern/sandler sidekick? Nothing i've ever seen from him has been impressive, in fact i'd say him stabbing himself 9 times is the most impressive thing i've seen/heard of him doing.

[Sam and Mitch have learned that they are half-brothers]
Mitch: Hey, hey! Hey, you remember in 5th grade when I was under the monkey bars and I sneaked a peek at your sister's underwear? Remember that? Hey, no no! I was sneaking a peek at my *own* sister's underwear!
Sam: That's right! Yeah, and then remember in the 12th grade, you had sex with her?
Mitch: [short awkward silence] Okay, enough reminiscing.

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Not the way I'd do it, but whatever floats yer boat.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Right? Brutal. I'm wondering if he was on some serious drugs when this happened.

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Wheelhouse

artie lange? on drugs? you cant be serious!

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I know that it wouldn't be a surprise.

I'm saying this because I'm curious as to whether it's actual full blown depression or as a direct result of the stuff he was taking.

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Wheelhouse

What is he made of metal? How does he not die from that? Very sad, but damn. I'm not saying that he should have died or something like that, it's just very unlikely.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

when i was younger a guy i hung out with got stabbed to deatch by his gf....she claimed he did it himself....but that raised alot of eyeborws at the time b/c some people were saying that it is imposiible to stab yourself a # of times b/c the body won;t let you.....if it is truu cross is right that would take alot of convisiton....

i know i got a lot of spelling errors in this one....too lazy to correcy...sorry eatin dinner

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"It is more about them than it is about the team...Cannot play with them, cannot win with them, cannot coach with them. Can't do it. I want winners. I want people that want to win." - Mike Singletary

Tyler Myers - Future captain of the Buffalo Sabres, and future Norris Trophy Winner

Manning the machine gun on the Tyler Myers Bandwagon - just in case any teams have an idea of prying him away from us (3 GM's shot already)

Connolly/Roy - 2 goals in the last 47 playoff games

You mean John Belushi?

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

this is going to come off douchy and mean but how bad to do you suck at killing yourself if you stab yourself 9 times and still screwed up? granted most people dont get a lot of practice, if any, before hand but what the hell?

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"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

Yea, he meant John. I love John Belushi and even I make that mistake. It's a dumb, but common, one.

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mechaphil

Possibly Psychotic; whether mental, emotional, or drug induced. I had one of my clients attempt to poke his own eye out once while floridly psychotic...

"God wants me to take my eye out...."

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

2 things:

1. artie has made his love for heroin VERY public. it wouldnt shock me if this was the sole reason, BUT...

2. a man can only take being a punching bag for so long. lets be honest, he relishes his role as a loser, but i wouldnt be surprised if he finally had enough.

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