10/26/2009 10:19 AM ID: 81370 Permalink


"British Columbia: An unidentified man has been reduced to one testicle after a Caucasian brunette, probably in her 20s, kicked him in the groin with high heels. The attack appears to have been random.

The force of the kick pushed one of the victim´s testicles into his abdomen. When surgeons operated to repair the damage they discovered that the testicle had ruptured and were forced to remove it.

Authorities reportedly told the victim´s mother that there had been three similar attacks reported in recent weeks. Police believe there may be victims of this woman who have not reported the attacks and are investigating further."

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=81370

What kind of fucking society do we live in where this kind of shit goes on man? Walking up to someone and kicking them at random in the nuts? Man or woman, if someone ever attempted to do that kind of shit to me and missed or didn't get the job done, I'd beat the living fuck out of them till they bleed and gouge their fucking eyes out.

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcafuBeG ... 3E5ECB05DF

here is another random nut shot not as bad though, i don't think the kid lost a nut.

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"Tis The Season, Fa la la la la LaFontaine" - Rick Jeanneret

I hear you; if that bitch did that to me, I'd grab her by the hair an bury my fist into her face enough to insure no man would want to look at her ugly mug ever again.

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Holy shit...
I remember getting nut shotted bad in 6th grade and I thought the kid ruined my testy...luckily not the case.

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

nut tag is a past time for us. its always a fun time till you get tapped.

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I've played road hockey with no cup and have been hit in the nuts by sticks/balls/pucks etc. Even just brushing by that area is enough to make a guy double over in pain and/or puke their guts up. But man, to have someone haul off and boot you right in the pills like they're going for the conversion in the Super Bowl or Grey Cup finals... just plain out fucking wrong. I hope the cops don't catch this bitch and she makes another attempt on someone she really shouldn't have and they give her a taste of her own juice. Draw back and punch her square in the face or tit or something. Or, curb Stomp her Vag somehow..

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

What a fucking bitch...

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Wheelhouse

What a frigid bitch. She's probably fat and ugly.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

Brings to mind one of my favorite T shirts!!

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"I don't feel like Satan, but I am to them"
Neil Young

Once I was struck in the groin so hard, I blacked out and then vomitted as I fell to the earth. If I hadn't lost consciousness, I'd have beat the piss out of her.

There's a very thick line which does not get crossed, by either man or woman. Nut shots and cunt punts hurt like a mother fucker.

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mechaphil

unless you are engaged in a game of nut tag, phil. that was what the west wrestling team did. they would nut tag you. every fuckin day, i was tagged. finally, i hit one kid in the nuts while he had his hands in his pockets as he talked to a girl he really liked. kid was a fucking prick. it dropped him to the fetal position, and he cried.

now him and i are best friends. funny how that happened, but we share that story alot. its a good one.

another time a kid nut tapped me while i was on crutches. i thought i was off limits. guess i wasnt.

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Nut tag is retarded

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mechaphil

well yeah, but its a past time amoungst friends in highschool and college.

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Grier dammit.

well, I wouldnt have punched or hit the lady at all. In fact I wouldnt have harmed her in the least.
well...besides the fact that i'd stomp on her foot till it was a bloody pulpy mess of broken bones and torn flesh. other than that I wouldnt harm her one bit. Then I might cut her foot right off. But other than that...

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"Go out and run 'em."
- Lindy Ruff, 23 Feb. 2007

Wow, I think this is the first time i've ever thought someone was TOO openminded.

Dude...she drove his nut up into his body, and ruptured it. wtf?

God's ways are not our ways. He is the ultimate ball buster.

Speaking of balls, you know I'm just busting yours, right Yankee?

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"Go out and run 'em."
- Lindy Ruff, 23 Feb. 2007

This exchange made me LOL
Thx

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Hold my beer and watch this...

Hm...more evidence of me having random bouts of spontaneous asbergers.

and stay away from my metaphorical balls as well, my whole underpants navy is ill-at-sea at the moment even thinking about this nutrageous attack.

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.