Okay; one more, as I'm not driving, and I need to go home. If feels later than 11:05 pm for some "strange" reason...........

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

my offering to the very nice people here, commence beating

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

I know; that hat has to go!! What a douch bag!!!

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

The hat can stay...everything else has got to be flushed

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

Could I have a Bud Lime Lt?
I know.. wimpy girlie beer

Glass of wine, and Club Soda with lemon. (Driving, you know.)

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

Take your pick...

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Pour me a glass o' red, please - Italian, if ya got it...

...in the meantime, hope you don't mind a little of this:



..sing it, brother. Where do I find me some o' that?

...a whole bottle of Montepulciano D'Abruzzo...a whole fucking bottle, and not even a buzz.

Damn. Something wrong, here...something wrong with my damn brain.

*sigh*

Can't even rely on "the ol' reliable", anymore. What's the world coming to?

Go clean the dirt and mold off the corner of your wall. Should be well fermented by now.....

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Well, don't give up now, Ice. A 2nd bottle should do the trick. Remember, though, by the time you realize you're feeling the wine it's already too late.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Ed Sullivan Show!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ummmm, Chevas please....straight up and chilled...Id say with ice, but he would take it the wrong way....

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

...second bottle, already started...

Still no effect.

*sigh*

...I just don't know anymore.

sounds like you need a jump start.....etc, a double shot of black haus fer ice please.....

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

Black Haus and red wine? I like Ice too much to do that to him.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

He needs aid....why fuck around? get er done

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

...Ya know? I was in Tampa (living there, at the time) and this ex-cop at the bar (Hattricks) wouldn't take no for an answer - I had to - HAD TO - drink what he was buying...or, he'd be soooooo fucking insulted.

So he bought, and I drank. And I TOLD him that, though I was a tough soul, Tequila, Black Haus, and Jack were a nasty combination. And I told him that I would puke...

Well, I did three fast shots, strolled out to the parking lot, leaned over his white BMW, and puked on his front quarter-panel.

Just to prove my point. There isn't a better "I told you so" than that.

So, no. No Black Haus, please. Not tonight.

One of my buddies said once "This Black Haus shit is like the devil's Jolly Rancher liquor...WAY too easy to kill yourself with this shit."

Wise words from a wise man.

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mechaphil

Drinking a vodka rocks, splash of cran-raspberry juice. Nice...

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Black Haus is the first shot I had in over twenty years, a couple years back. Before I took to rum and cokes, I used to keep a bottle in my freezer. Yummy...

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.