Thank you sir; may I have another?!?

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

That's not cool ETC.

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Anyone for shots?

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Umm can we have a better choice of women?

Like this

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A toast:

To RJ's prompt return to the mike, and the end of Douche-Douche in the booth!

L'Chaim!

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Yep; belly up!!

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Anyone for pass the bottle?

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Well...I suppose it would be rude to say no.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Well, it wasn't a real win, but I guess I'll have a whiskey and woodchuck.

Ham

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Do you believe yet?

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Hold my beer and watch this...

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

I've been drinking for 27 hours now. Can I stop yet? I'll stay here for one beer if someone will join me

Um Howie. The hand on her left (our right), is a hairy guys hand.
Are you sure she is not a he?



Okay. No one is drinking with me, Im'a go to bed now

I'm still here.

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

Time for a victory shot!

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

i'll stop in the pub for that

Sure thing, Grizzly Adams...how about something rough to pretty up that ugly win.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

oh man...jack gets me mean....TIME TO BRAWL

car bomb, anyone?

funny story. new years, my two best firends and i did 12 carbombs each...i was last man standing and decided to sleep outside. it was -4. i took two sleeping bags, brushed off the ground, and slept for 7 hours

Not a good idea...that blood of yours was thinned out enough to freeze solid. Consider it a lucky break, and in the future pass out inside!

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.