Try a drink called "the landlady"

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Tequila
Tobasco


mmmmm...feel the burn.

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That sounds delicious, X.

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mechaphil

Sounds great! not sure about swishing that one although

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Just give me the tobasco and I'm good.

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Franks Hot Buffalo is the best.

Phil, if you fuck with Dave's Total Insanity you don't have long for this world. That stuff is batshit crazy hot...seriously, it can kill you.

I like Tabasco with eggs, too. Also, I like to cook with it because it's nice and thin. Has a great heat level for my tastes. Great for bloodies.

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Ass Reaper. 'Nuff said. This shit is hotter than Dave's Insanity, I can promise you that. I used to have a customer (actually, also an old roommate of mine) who would douse whatever he was eating with this stuff. Anything more than a drop on a toothpick and I couldn't eat whatever it was Brad was eating with it. I seriously wanted to go out to the parking lot and run my tongue along the pavement just to scrape off the first layer of epithelial cells.......OMFG. That is THE hottest stuff on the planet, by far!

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And for those of you who partake in the Dave's Insanity, or Ass Reaper, or any of the other fine assortment of screamin' hot stuff on the market, don't forget to soothe your singed asshole with:

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"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

Ms. Beebe, though I am sure it's hotter than fire on a dingleberry, nothing I've ever seen can compare to the intensity and brutality of Dave's. I'll check it out, though, but my money is on Dave's...that shit is worse than mace.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Game on, ETC.

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"You can't polish a turd."

For the record, Brad also used Dave's Insanity by the gallon. I swear, the man had a cast-iron stomach. Like I said before regarding the Ass Reaper, anything more than a dab on a toothpick, and whatever you're eating is ruined.

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"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

I tried this one with a toothpick...practically brought me to my knees, and I like hot sauce. I know there are seriously disturbed individuals out there that can handle heat that would kill the average human, and I'm not one of them, but this shit was absolute murder.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Better make sure you don't mix it up with the lube.

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"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

Actually, if I were to mix it with astroglide maybe I could eat it.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

I'll stick with Franks..Dave's seems like a bit of an over kill for me. I do not want anal reconstructive surgery.

Actually, that would be a good name for that sauce!

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Nuclear-volcanic shit comes to mind reading this.

Eeewwww!

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"You can't polish a turd."

...Bunch of pansies....

Here we have Blair's 16 Million Reserve.


It weighs in at 16 million scoville units. For comparison, tobasco is around 2000....Dave's ultimate insanity is 250,000.
Although it's not technically a sauce, it can be used to infuse heat into food. What's inside the bottle then?
A 1ml pharmaceutical grade vial filled with pure capsaicin crystal.

Oh yeah...wear gloves and eye-protection.

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Why not just bottle some pepper spray?

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

how about I just bend over and pull my pants down so you can pour lighter fluid on my ass?

not hot enough.

Here's a comprehensive list for the interested.
http://www.chez-williams.com/Hot%20Sauce/hothome.htm

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