"I used this lil guy when a worked as a prostitute"

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"Say Lou, did ya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford a personalized plate so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?"

"And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper."

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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." ~ Han Solo


We truly are not worthy of Miller!

Oh honey! Careful! Your Boner!!!

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"I can't really hear what Jeremy says, because I got my two Stanley Cup Rings plugging my ears...." -Patrick Roy in reference to Jeremy Roenick's trash talking

"That is a TASTY burger!"

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"The Dude abides"

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mechaphil

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking

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The Lounge Rat

"Yeah, she's a cool chick. I'd do her, hell I'd even pay...

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

I can't believe it, we looked all over town and there's not a single job out there.
Yeah, unless you wanna work 40 hours a week.

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Driver of the Tyler Ennis Bandwagon, Ridin' shotgun on the Tyler Myers Bandwagon, chillin' on the Luke Adam Bandwagon


Eh

not a quote, but SOOOOO funny

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i wish to use this line someday.

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Check out my website: http://www.artistzero.com

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

"multipass"

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Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. Why'd she do that?
--Casablanca

Never get out of the boat! Never get out of the boat!
--Apocalypse Now

Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Otto: That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
--Repo Man

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This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it.
--Emerson

"You see what happens, Larry, YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"

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Even better than that amazing line is the TV edit

"You see what happens, Larry, YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!"

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mechaphil

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FEED YOUR CHILDREN SCRAMBLED EGGS

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Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do.
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet,
Upon the seat,
Of a bicycle .........

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Hold my beer and watch this...

"What are you gonna do about it Ranger Rick?"
Sigourney Weaver in Avatar

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

"and just think, whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat him."-The Lion King....god i love some good Disney sexual innuendo

Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me. -Elwood P. Dowd

"where suppose to be a unit!"

"suck my unit!"

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"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.