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gr8daygo
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"I used this lil guy when a worked as a prostitute"

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BS1970
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"Say Lou, did ya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford a personalized plate so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?"

"And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper."

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HelloMyKneeGrows
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Oh honey! Careful! Your Boner!!!

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Rud
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mechaphil
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mrkwllb
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking

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Los9090
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"Yeah, she's a cool chick. I'd do her, hell I'd even pay...

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sabresEH
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I can't believe it, we looked all over town and there's not a single job out there.
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gr8daygo
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not a quote, but SOOOOO funny


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Wozniak
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i wish to use this line someday.

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NYIntensity
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BagBoy
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Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. Why'd she do that?
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Otto: That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
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Rud
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"You see what happens, Larry, YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"

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mechaphil
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Even better than that amazing line is the TV edit :D

"You see what happens, Larry, YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!"

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Rud
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FEED YOUR CHILDREN SCRAMBLED EGGS

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Crosscheck
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Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do.
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet,
Upon the seat,
Of a bicycle .........

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Los9090
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motzie12ak
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"and just think, whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat him."-The Lion King....god i love some good Disney sexual innuendo


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Sneaky E
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Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me. -Elwood P. Dowd


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Wozniak
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"where suppose to be a unit!"

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